Murder drones X male reader (insert)

Episode 2 Heartbeat

(The sound of rainfall and thunder pounds outside...)

James: We got to curb her trips to the dump.

(N is shown wearing a suit and holding a platter, like a servant.)

James: And where is she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy...

(James tosses his glass onto the tray, which N catches without dropping any dishes and walks off. He stops to make a view out of a window as the cacophonous storm continues raging. Continuing his walk, he looks around some more as he collides with V, wearing a maid's outfit. The collision causes N to drop the platter and the dishes fall to the floor.)

N: OH! I'm so sorry!

V: I-It's okay! I wasn't looking.

(Their hands touch and a spark emits. They blush and stare in curiosity as N begins to speak, but is kicked to the side by J.)

J: Move it, moro- (Suddenly turns cutesy and polite) Hi, Tessa! ...Oh, no. Another one?

(A new drone reveals herself from behind that's holding a little kid in her arms. She makes eye contact with N as everything suddenly goes dark...)

(N wakes up from his rest and falls to the ground.)

Y/N: Hey N, We found something in here!

(Inside the Corpse House, Y/N is inspecting a symbol consisting of a skull with a cap and wings. Uzi stares at her reflection in a mirror, which breaks that made Y/N suprise.)

Y/N: Whoa.

V: That's weird and concerning.

Uzi: Bite me! This is probably you weirdo's fault!

Y/N: Hey we never seen that symbol before

Uzi: (get close to him) Oh really human!

Y/N: I have a name thank you very much.

Uzi: Yeah and I don't CARE!!!

N: (Appears by walking inside) What'd you find?

(Uzi standing on a chair and put the symbol skull on N's hat and kick the chair and landed on her feet.)

Uzi: Did you know that was a pilot hat?

N: I was the pilot? That's awesome! I crashed and ruined everything... Spaceship Pilot: Origin Story.

(V hisses, then calms herself by blowing bubbles out of a bubble blower that Y/N gave her.)

N: ...Speaking of piloting to Earth, we sure "murder all humans" is, uh, morality Uzi?

Uzi: The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. (No response or rebuttal.) Covering their tracks means their past negotiating. Not like tried negotiating with my mom...

V: Or you missed the negotiations! The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent like Y/N? (Chuckles)

(Uzi look at V mad and N not wanting another fight to break out, gently pulls Uzi out of the way.)

N: J was getting orders from someone. If not the company through that relay, then, uh, who? And how?

Y/N: (sigh) I don't know N. (Looking frustrated.)

Uzi: (Pouts) Quit complicating my murder plan.

(N tries to comfort Uzi by gently patting her on the head, but Uzi brushes his hand away and V look at them mad and now look at Y/N look kinda frustrated.)