How To Charm a Demon (Helltaker Harem x Male Reader Fanfic)

Epilogue

(YN pov)

Strange how the busiest part of my life became making pancakes, but here we are.

I finish the last batch of pancakes and go to hand them out. It's hard making pancakes for 19 demons...or is it 22? Especially since one of them is the literal embodiment of gluttony. Thankfully, Lucy will help out. I walk up to her to give her one plate. "Another batch of pancakes, I see. And it's sooooooo good..." Lucy says while taking a bite of the pancakes. "Thanks for the help." I say. "Don't mention it. It's the least I can do. Though I have to say, I still can't figure out how to get them perfectly thin every time. And the way you spin them in the air. There must be some sorcery involved." Lucy says. "Experience." I say. As if I'm going to tell anybody about my secret pancake technique. "Yeah sure. Better go give everyone their pancakes." Lucy says. I walk up to Modeus, who's reading a book. "Pancakes." I say, while offering her a plate. At closer notice, she's reading a romantic novel. She seems oddly invested in it.

"You're reading...romantic comedy?" I ask. "Never heard of this "romance" stuff before. It's the kinkiest thing I've ever seen. Maybe I've been doing things all wrong?" Modeus says. Is she learning?! "What, wanna go on a date?" I ask. Modeus blushes and glares at me. "I've always known you were a perverted degenerate." She says. Next up are the elders. Abby's asleep. Belle's eagerly awaiting the pancakes, Mammon's counting cash, and Sathanas is practicing guitar. "Here are your pancakes." I say. I have to make Belle 2 plates and it still isn't enough. "THANK YOU." Belle says while immediately digging into the first plate. "It isn't diamonds, but it's the next best thing." Mammon says. "Thanks." Sathanas says simply. I leave Abby's plate in her lap and move onto Justice. "Pancakes." I say, while offering a plate. "Awesome. I have a question, though." Justice says. "Shoot." I say. Justice takes a bite of her pancakes before speaking. "The girls say you never take off your shades. Why is that?" She says. "I could ask you the same." I say. "Oh, me? It's 'cause I'm blind." Justice says while lifting her glasses. Her eyes are dull and clouded, signalling blindness.

Who knew demons could be blind? "That's my story. Care to share?" Justice says. "Maybe one day." I say, while looking away from her. "Oh, come on. The girls are already taking bets. I'm losing 10 bucks if you don't have laser vision." Justice says. Next up is Monica. "Pancakes and coffee." I say. Monica sips her coffee. Her horns suddenly lengthen and her eyes become sharper. "Ah! The "Tired Demon" no longer." She says with an evil smile. "Is it over-extracted again?" I ask. "Oh, no...It's quite alright actually. You even filtered it properly this time. Keep it up and you might survive the day with no fingers broken." Monica says. "Yeah...That'd be nice." I say. "But do feel free to mess it up. The local hospital proved quite competent so far." She says, while narrowing her eyes. "Next one at 5:15pm, double espresso?" I ask. "It's your job to remember. Not mine." Monica says, while sipping her coffee.

Next up are Baphy and Krampus. Krampus lights up and eagerly takes the plate. "Thanks human!" She says. "(YN)." I say. No matter how much I correct her, she doesn't get it. "Thank you, dear," Baphy says while taking the plate. She suddenly blushes and leans closer. "I got the cutest goat costume for you." She says. "No, thank you!" I say while quickly walking away towards Malina. "Pancakes." I say. She stares at her phone with an annoyed sneer. "Do you know how hard it is to find new turn based strategies we could play? Almost everything mankind produced is either a half-assed sequel or a shitty ripoff." She says. "I would like to play them, anyway." I say. She looks up from her phone, her frown deepening. "Same here, unfortunately. We will need a lot of alcohol." She says. I walk up to Zdrada, who's holding a cigar like usual. "Pancakes." I say while offering her the plate. "Sure. But I could use some fire." She says while snapping her fingers. "No smoking in the house." I say. "Or what? You'll punish me? Go ahead, I've been a very bad girl." She says while smirking.

"You'd enjoy that, wouldn't you?" I ask. "Go screw yourself." She says. I walk up to Generic. "Pancakes." I say. "Aw, thank you (YN). I swear, they get better every time." She says while biting into her pancakes. "Is there anything special you'd like to do for our date night?" I ask. "Dinner and a movie is fine with me," Generic says. "Simple. Got it." I say. I walk up to Azazel, who's standing aimlessly. "Pancakes." I say. "How long have I been here?" She asks while staring off. "A few weeks." I say. "It feels like forever. The things I've seen...The things I've done...I could write a spectacular paper on this, but nobody would believe me. It's too surreal." She says. "Oh..." I say. "And my research has barely scratched the surface. Want to join me in my studies today?" She asks. "You study too much. Eat your pancakes." I say. Next is Beel. "Pancakes?" I ask, while offering her a plate. "Thank you deary. You're too generous." She says while smiling. She takes a bite while savoring the flavor. "By the way, I think our little Hellhound has caused trouble." Beel says. "Again?" I ask. Beel giggles and nods.

I walk up to Cerberus, who looks insanely guilty. "What did you guys do this time?" I ask. "We messed up." Cerberus says. "Harassing neighbors again?" I ask. Cerberus stays silent. "Why are there police at the door?" I ask. Cerberus stays silent again. I walk up to Judgement. "TRESPASSERS SEEK TO INVADE OUR DOMAIN! SHOULD I DISPOSE OF THEM?" Judgement says. "No need. I'll take care of this." I say. Judgement takes her pancakes nonchalantly. "Sure, have fun." She says. I open the door and find the police. "Police! Open the door!" A officer says. I open the door and offer her pancakes. She takes the pancakes and looks at them skeptically. "Oh thanks. We still have questions, though." The officer says.

"Better sit down. It's a long story." I say.

(Hope you guys enjoyed this story. On Wattpad this has become one of my quickly popular stories ever so the support is much appreciated. My next fanfic will most likely be one-shots based around Lucky Star, so look forward to that if/when that comes out. Anyway, I've been Smartty/The Media Meister/every autistic person with internet access ever, peace out and stay beautiful :)