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Happy ending BC I'm nice. Fluffy happyzzzz ALSO VOLUME DOWN POOKIEZ (I'm evil) .

After a few hours of the bunch waiting, a nurse approaches the waiting room and loudly announces to the whole waiting room "Is anyone here for Dazai Osamu?"

The agency and chuuyas heads turn to the nurse faster then they thought was humanly possible, and the chuuya says "Yes. Us. Is he okay? Did something happen?"

The nurse smiles softly and says in a tone that you'd give good news, she says "Yes. He just woke up if you'd like to see him."

Everyone smiles, a few of them have tears of joy in their eyes, chuuya immediately says "Yes please. Can you take us to him?"

The nurse then nods and motions for them to follow her, they follow her into a recovery ward, they enter the room and theres a very dazed looking dazai on the bed in the center of the room

Chuuya immediately runs to dazai and hugs him, he sobs tears of joy as he says in a slightly angry yet grateful voice "You damn idiot..!! Why would you do that...why...it could've killed you...if you die I'll murder you!!"

Dazai looks and chuuya and just says "Ed Sheeran..? I'm sorry Mr Sheeran..also if I die you can't murder me BC I'm dead.. stupid Mr Sheeran.."

Chuuya and the agency look flabbergasted, Gobsmacked, Bamboozled, Stunned like a deer in headlights, Dumbfounded, Thunderstruck, Wide-eyed, Knocked for a loop, Jaw-dropped, Zapped, and chuuys pulls back and he looks at dazai "do you seriously think im ed Sheeran? Damn mackerel. It's me, chuuya, chuuya nakahara??"

Dazai looks at him and says "ooh..chungus napsackca?"

Chuuya looks at him and says in a fed up yet happy since dazai is like his normal self again "No. Chuuya nakahara. Ch-ooh- yaa, naa-kaa-har-ah."

Dazai replies "Chupachups nnananaharhar"

Chuuya gives up and sighs, he says "Yeah sure. I'm Chupachups nnananaharhar." He smiles and hugs him.

The agency comes in and they have their little reunion and stuff, can't be bothered to write that, but after the reunion a doctor comes into the room and says "Who's closest to Mr dazai here?"

Chuuya says "I am."

The doctor says "Well, since he's attempted to kill himself, we'll have to send him to a mental hospital, he'll receive help and hopefully recover."

Chuuya nods and says in a slightly sad yet glad tone "Okay. I'll provide his clothes and comfort items."

And then chuuya did all that and dazai is in a mental hospital, chuunuts and dazaza called everyday and dazai got better the end I'm tired it's 2:30 am kill me pLS KILL ME JERUSALEM KILL ME JERUSALEM luv Mitski byeeeeee

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