It starts out with Cassie hiding from Harley and Deadpool. She moved around until she ran into a tall man.
Man: Hmm.
More men appeared shocking her.
Harley: There you are you little shit.(Looks at men) Who are you guys?
They aim guns at them.
Harley: YIP! RUNNNN!!!
They run off. They tried to take cover but the men got in the way.
Cassie: W-Where's Deadpool?
Harley:(Deep breath) SWEETIE THEY WANT TO RAPE ME!
Man: What? The fuck? Why would we-
The lights started to flicker on and off a few times. A man was grabbed and pulled away.
Man: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Man: WHAT THE HELL!
He shot into that direction until a rubber chicken hit him and fell to the ground. Harley smiles as Cassie looked shocked.
Man: W-What the-
Rubber Chicken: You're probably wondering if it's the chicken talking and no...it is....but I got a questions.
A hand suddenly grabbed the man's shoulder and rubs it inappropriately. Deadpool appears and started to sniff the man's face.
Deadpool: (Deep voice) You've ever been T-Bag so hard it makes you want to turn gay? Cause I like ya...and I want ya...now we can do this the easy way or the hard way....the choice is yours. HMMMM!!!
He squeezes his butt making the man cry.
Man: (Sniffing) Please unhand me....
Deadpool: Big fella come catch some D!
Man: HARLEY!
The man looked at Harley who was yawning.
Deadpool: AND I'M ON HARD!
Man: HARLEY!
Harley was playing on a gameboy.
Deadpool: ON HARD!
(Berserker: -_- Just kill him already you fucking Bi-Sexual dumbass)
Deadpool: Hey, I'm not Bi-Sexual or gay.....I just have to show dominance.
Deadpool shot the guy. He put his hand out and a phone fell in his hand. Looking at it he saw a wanted poster for Cassie.
Deadpool:.....Yeah, I'm going to fold on him like Construction paper. AYO POOKIE!
Harley walked over with Cassie to see the wanted poster.
Harley: Oh that fuckbag.
The door was kicked open showing Montoya.
Montoya: You two!
Deadpool:.....Hello.
Montoya: Step away from the kid.
Deadpool:.......
Harley:.......
Cassie:......
Montoya:.......
Deadpool: WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-
Deadpool runs towards her and everything went black.
Radio: Rollercoaster of love~
Raimi, Harley and Cassie were in a car.
Raimi: MY LOVE LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER BABY-
A bullet flew passed them.
YOU ARE READING
YA MAMA! With Harley Quinn and the birds of Prey.
ActionRaimi: You see that? That's how you make a title. Berserker:........(Sigh) This is a thing now.
