Mahōyo: Love, Magic, Beams & Shenanigans

0. Unexpected Error

True Name: Natsuki Zero

Age: 19

Gender: Genderless | Male

Servant Class: —

Classification: Human, Dragon, Threat to Humanity

Normal speech: Like this

Whispers/Muttering: Like this

Thoughts: *Like this*

Actions I can't be bothered to narrate: *Like This*

Serious tone/Shouting: Like this

Telepathy/Phone calls: <Like this>

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*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

Zero: Argh! Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Hot water! Hot water! I AM IN HOT FUCKING WATER!

*SPLASH*

Well. He meant it somewhat literally. It wasn't hot, but it was indeed water.

While he was under, he saw several types of beings move like torpedoes.

Zero: GAAAAAARGU!!!

He quickly shot out of the water, his wings flapping once and him shooting through the air faster than sound.

Fou: FOUFOU! KYU!

Zero: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GO HOOOOME! FUCK! Man can't even land on a planet and leave in peace!

He failed to mention that he attempted to colonise the planet for fun after finding a very complex system surrounding it.

Zero: I'm British. It's what we do. I mean did I know they would react negatively to me getting out a BFG, crash landing a starship and going, "your people and land are mine" in any language I could think of? MAYBE. Did I think it would be so negative they got their so called motherships out to deal with me? NO!

Fou: FOUSHIT!

Here's the jist so far. No show don't tell bullshit. Because if we don't tell, there simply will not be a show.

*PEW*

*PEW*

Zero: Whoo! Weave! Weave!

He quickly did a barrel roll while flying to avoid energy beams from an... Extraterrestrial object.