TRIGGER WARNING: Swearing.
There are they, José and Anton walking through the rainy afternoon town.
Anton is basically making fun of José for asking him to guide him to his house. José is lost asf.
José: ¡Chigado!... Let it clear that I am with you right now because you are the local one.
Anton: Bro just admit you are weaker lol. You cannot even tolerate a bit of rain.
José: A bit? You mean a fucking lot. Why you dutch people have so much rain? Back in my land I had people who killed and cut off each others hearts just so rain could happen.
Anton: Get used to it. Welcome to northern Europe.
José: I have lived here for three years now, you know?
Anton: And you speak dutch just as awfully as when I first met you.
José: Wey, try even translating a sentence in spanish.
Anton: If i lived in a whole different country for three years I could. Why do you even move when you cannot even speak normally? Your people is just stealing everyone's jobs. I understand americans now. At least you are not a muslim.
José is left thinking. Is he a job stealer? Maybe it is true, why the Netherlands?
José: You know really well what happened to my family. It's not like we had an option...
Anton: Again? Seriously? How lame. Walk and shut up because I have no time to lose.
José (to himself): As if you had something to do with your life.
José was walking when suddenly... His umbrella broke.
José: CHINGADA MADRE!
Anton: Stop speaking span- oh shit why are you so stupid??
José: Don't be an asshole an help me at least!
Anton: Just because I don't want any charges...
Anton doesn't do anything but walk towards a nearby restaurant.
Anton: Have you ever considered learning to walk alone.
José: Believe it or not, I've done.
Anton: Ugh, whatever.
Anton switches tables
José: Where are you going wtf?
Anton: I have things to do, not only stand here with you.
Anton takes his phone out. He scrolls trough Instagram for a moment. Trust me, you don't want to know what he was watching. Finally, he gets a marvelous idea.
He remembers the girl he totally helped the day of the picture incident... And finally decides to text her.
Anton: hello cutie, what u doing
He waits for an answer which takes a while to arive.
Maya: broodje
At first, he is left confused with the answer. What a broodje has to do with all this? However, he is eager to have Coco's sister... As his personal pleasure dish...
Anton: Sounds tasty. I would love you to cook for me......... you know?
After another five minutes, the girl replies
Maya: Actually my sister cooked
For a moment, he thinks about Coco... How hot she is and how everyone wants her. Maybe her sister could be a step forward to her?. For a moment, he ideates a plan.
Anton: did she? you must have cooking skills in your blood then... if you understand what i mean...
In Anton's mind, this was as clear as it should be. However, Maya didn't tought the same.
Maya: thank you, I like cooking blood.
Suddenly, she disconnects before Anton sends his next message.
Anton: Hm... So playing the "hard to get"... This is gonna be fun...
Meanwhile, José is clueless about what Anton is doing, and he's trying to order coherently anything edible. Probably the nerves, or maybe skill issue, but he suddenly forgot the whole three years of irl dutch lessons
José: F-food please
Waiter: Yes sir, but what food
José: uhm... Chi- chickipollo
Waiter: Sir, we don't sell chicken. This is a cafeteria.
José: A breadesito then... plis...
Waiter (in English): Is this better?
José (eager to spek dutch): dutch please...
Waiter: You gotta be kidding me.
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