Lucy's new tale with the straw hat's

so, it continues..... sorry about the long wait :)

Lucy's Pov
Suddenly a guy with black hair comes out screaming "What's going on!?!? Why is everyone so serous???" the girl replied
" she is trying to lie her way into getting close to you to take your head!"
" why would she do that?" said the oblivious boy.
" unless you have forgotten, your bontey is very high remember, so people will be trying to get your head for the money" said a green haired guy with three swords. I ended up bursting saying " I'm not trying to take his head or whatever I just want to know someone that my brother though of as a brother and maby be his sister! Is that so much of a crime!?!? Obviously it is! you now after finding out your dad is not your real dad, then trying to find this Real Dad! Only to find he died! Then I try to find if I have any siblings only to see on a newspaper that my brother died two years ago! Without even nowing I ecsisted! Then I get hear and hear all this! I can't believe you people!..... And to think you achorrly might just maby welcome me and tell me what type of brother I missed out on... But of course! Alway wrong little Lucy! Can't even imagine what it's like to you being greeted by Gol.D Lucy and treat me like shit as always, well see ya round, I guess I have tormented you anuf, sorry about the rant I guess even I can go a bit over the top, oh and ginger, I'm sorry." they then all looked at me with stunned expressions while I looked for my key to get me out of hear but found it broken.... Broken!!!! I start to panic and frantically try to calm myself. By the time I managed this the one I gathered to be Luffy asked " what's wrong? And why do you have so many keys? It's kinda weird."
" Hay!!! Don't insult my friends like that!"
" oh danm, she's cute but insane" the blonde said. I inhaled deeply then said " I'm not insane, I'm just a celestial wizard, there is a difference! And I can prove it!"
" oh cool! Prove it! Prove it!"
" okay who should I call out?" he then looked at my keys and picked out cancer " okay stand back a minute" I then herd murmurs of there dissbaleaf." I open thee gate of the crab, Cancer!" then before anyone could say anymore he was there and said " what can I do for you, ebbi"
" oh nothing really I was just explaing what I am to these guys!" when I suddenly look around I sore faces of pure horror, well all but one who was there poking cancer and asking if he can eat him, I then let out a long sigh..... This is gunnar be a long journey till I meet land again...