"Y must I b suh hanzom?" Nick asked Kev.
"Idk, mayB itz in ur jeans!" Kev answered sying, wishin he waz as hansom.
"Ur rong. I em suh much mohr hotR then me papa." Nic sed lookin @ kev weh disapointmint
"Ur rite, nicky, mayB u evolvD into teh gawd th@ u r XD." Kev say
"Thnx, but eye em not a gawd...I em TEH GAWD."
"Ur rite, Nic Chroist"
"We shood guh 2 din din @ mi fav resturawnt"
"I agrE." Kev sai.
Nic and kev pulD on there best crocs and corduroy jeggings and heded owt.
"Were r we goin?" Kev askD
"Teh crakR barL" Nic sai.
Kev lookD reel quee z bc he h8s crakR barL.
"I h8 th@ playz nic" kev sai bashFulE.
"Then u r syoopid and we cant b frendz anymohr." Nic say eith a SCOWL
"Frik, ok. Nvm. I luv teh crakR barL." Nic sai lookin out the windo of the Geo Metro.
"Wen wil dis abyous stahp?" He thot to hemself.
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FanfictionKev Kev has befriended his all tym fav actor Nick Cage. Can is sister Grac Attack and his best friend Shia LaBeouf help realize Nick is a 2 timin' best friender? Or will Kev Kev keep going and drink his lyf away bc of his abusive friendship with Nic...
