Not meant to offend anyone.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Q: Why did the mirror have holes in it?
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.
"No!" yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"
The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
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Jokes
HumorThis is my first joke book so i don't know if it will be good. I got all these jokes off google so i didn't copy them from an other book. .
