Philip: hero's been unconscious a long time do you think he's ok?
Coner: I don't know this is the worse shape I've seen him in...
Philip: boss isn't taking it well either, he's been breeding for a week...
Villain: I promise my love I will find whoever did this to you and I will destroy them!
Hero: *wakes up coughing*
Philip: he's waking up! HE'S WKAING UP!!!!
Villain: hero my god are you alright!?
Hero:*coughing his brains out* hey villain...how you doing?~
Villain: I'm much better now *mood switch* who did this to you-who must I kill!
Hero: I don't know...I'm sorry I came to you I didn't have anywhere else to go...
Philip: oh! He said the thing!
Coner: oh my god-he said the thing!
Hero: Jesus Philip, Coner, I just wake up out of a coma what the fu-!
Villain: it's fine, they did this to me last week. What did he say?!
Philip:so when the hero is really badly injured...
Coner: and no one's around to help them...
Philip: they always go find the villain and says...
Coner: "sorry i didn't know where else to go"
Hero: I wake up out of a coma...and this is the first thing you say to me?
Coner: it was the first thing out of your mouth
Hero: *silence* are we that predictable?
Villain: hm hmm yeah we are.
