July 5 2010
Disaster was coming for me I figured when my parents barged into my room looking furious at me and my dad yelled,"I can't believe you didn't tell me everything about Shane!"
Oh sh*t they found out. All I could do was try to apologize but I knew what was coming. He wanted me to break up with Shane.
"But dad I can't I love him too much to do that"I argued.
"You have to because you're my daughter and you live in my house"he yelled.
"Oh please how many times do I have to tell you I'm 19. I can make my own decisions and honestly, if I have to leave in order to make my own choices, the I guess I should go!"I yelled back.
"Well then I hope you figure things out cause it's out on the streets for you!"he yelled.
So I knew what was going to happen and it did, they gave me the boot. For two days I stayed on the streets hiding from them hoping they'll never find out I was staying here. I was starving. The good thing was I realized he left me with my wallet it wasn't enough considering it was only 30 bucks but hey it was something. As I snuck down the street with all my things Shane stopped me and asked,"Woah Alex you look beat what happened, and why have you not been answering your phone?"
He noticed my suitcase and looked at me again and said,"Alex, is there something I should know?"
So I told him everything and how Long I was away while in tears. He hugged me and said,"Your dad made a complete mistake for not respecting your decision. Don't worry it will get better and if it helps, do you want to stay with me?"
I was filled with joy and accepted his offer but of course right at that moment I passed out. Probably either from excitement or the fact that I haven't eaten in two f*cking days! When I was finally awake I was welcomed by Shane and his mom on the couch next to me.
"She's awake!" Shane yelled in excitement.
"Shane Lee! That's way too loud." his mom said.
"It's fine,"I moaned,"Just trying really hard to process everything that's happened from the past couple days. What happened?"
"Well, you passed out so I didn't know what else to do, so I decided to pick you up and carry you. The neighbors probably thought you were being kidnapped." Shane explained.
"Oh gosh." I commented.
"Well welcome home Alex, do you need anything?" Ms. Dawson said.
"Can I have some water." I asked.
"Sure I'll be right back with one," ms. Dawson said.
" Shane can I ask you something?" I asked.
"Yeah."Shane answered.
"Do you know any good jobs that have to do with acting over here in this town?" I asked.
"What about YouTube?" he asked.
"I don't know I mean YouTube is your thing and I don't-" but before I could finish he interrupted," I don't mind at all we can do YouTube together and maybe collaborate in both ways if you know what I'm saying. "
"Shane" I laughed as I playfully slapped his hand but then I answered,"Other than having sex with you I would love to."
"Yasssss GURL" Shane said in his shanaynay voice but then he added,"but seriously though I'm glad you're here."
Then we might've kissed right when ms. Dawson came in. Embarrassing am I right? On a side note I now feel everything is going to be fine.
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My neighbor Shane dawson
FanfictionHi I'm Alex and I am 17 years old and I am a minor youtuber I just moved to California where I met the Shane Dawson from YouTube but my family does not know he is and that I watch him and this is the story where maybe just maybe we might fall in lo...