Bluestar: *Talking to kits in the nursery* Once upon a time, there was a retarded cat named Yellfang!
Yellowfang: It's YELLOWfang!!!
Bluestar: Nevermind her, anyway Yellfang had a pet llama called Hawkfrost. The llama was very annoying because it kept on eating Cloudtail's cookies and flirting with Graystripe.
Graystripe: o_O...That never happened...l
Bluestar: SHADUP!! So, anyway one day Hawkfrost the llama went to the moonpool with Yellfang and drowned in a pool of Squirrel pee. The End~moral of the story, don't give squirrels coke! ^_^
Yellowfang: ...o_O
kits: ...o_O
Bluestar: D: What?
Hawkfrost: ._. I can't believe Yellfang named her pet llama after me...
Yellowfang: IT'S YELLOWFANG!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
~Warriors Spoofs!~
FanfictionSo, I'll at least update this series 5 or 3 times a week. I WILL try my best to make the spoofs funny. I take requests as well. By the way, some of the spoofs might relate to my other series 'Impossible'. If you don't like it, don't read it. Haters...
