Scorpio: *scrolls thru dash* "this shit is not even worthy 2 b on meh blog smh
Cancer: *reblogs 500000000232 post to their blog* "yussssssss dis will totally fit my aesthetic, my blog bout 2 b lit!"
Aries: "wtf y do all these astrology posts sleep on me this is soo not mee ughhhh!!"
Pisces: "EXCUUUUSSSEEE ME BUT HAPPEN I FIND UR POST SAYING U DONT LIKE POTATOES HIGHLY OFFENSIVE I HAPPEN TO BE 5% FRENCH FRY BTC!!!!" #CHECKURPRIVELLEGESMH #UGH
Capricorn: *STARTS RANDOM ARGUMENT* "Listen sweety/Hun/boo, you need to come 4 those gifs on ur blogs b4 you come for me!"
Virgo: "Y AM I GETTING 0 REBLOGS, MY BLOG IS FIRE TF?!"
Sagittarius: *ENCOURAGING GIRLS 2 GO OUT THERE AND BECOME A BETTER HOE* IS SECRETLY A NIGGA JUST TRYNA GET NUDES
Leo: *makes a post that gets 5+ notes* "this is it. This is my time to FckinG shine!!!!"
Libra: *gives advice on how 2 SUCK dick*
Aquarius: *has dick pic as profile picture*
Gemini: "Lol damn I'm problematic AF"
Taurus: "lol I don't even care about half this shit on tumblr" *looks up porn*
