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Meeting the family.
"Honey! Breakfast is ready!" That was the first thing I heard before I woke up, as I sat up my CD player was still on and it was playing my favorite song, by the band The Beatles, yes it's an oldie but it's a goodie. My morning was actually good for once, my room was clean, my favorite song was playing and It was quiet, but then my brother came in my room without knocking, again. "Hey sis! Breakfast is ready, get up potato couch!" "Ugh! get out 'brother'!"
"Oh cmon won't you say good morning to your sweet brother?" He said while chewing his cereal in a disgusting way. "Well my morning was good, until you came." I said with my sarcastic smile. "Whatever! Just get down there!" Ugh! Annoying! I thought as I covered myself with my pillow.
As I went down I saw my family sitting down by the dining table. "Morning honey! Take a seat." My mom said. "So honey do you know when your school starts?" Dad asked. As I sat down and ate my breakfast. "No dad, It's still July so I still don't know."
As we finished breakfast mom and dad went to work. I of course went up my room and started to put on my headphones when of course there was another interruption. My little sister went in, "Hey have you seen the remote?" "No, pls go away now, I'm trying to have a good morning here." "Fine Mrs. Grumpy." And then my older brother came in. " Oh cmon! A little privacy pls?" I asked irritatedly. "What if I didn't want to give you privacy you ugly moron?"
"Ugh! Get out!" I shouted as I threw my pillow at him. Then my little sister closed my door. Finally! Some space! So anyway, I haven't introduces myself, My name is Jade, Jade Williams, I have three siblings, two brothers and one little sister My brothers are super annoying, Jake is my older brother he is annoying and likes to play pranks at me, my oldest brother is James he is a 'chick magnet' but none of her girlfriends lasts, my little sister is Jane, she likes pink and other girly stuff, not like me, I'm far from girly I wear weary T-shirts ripped jeans and converse shoes and I like black not pink, so you're probably thinking I'm the kind of girl who is a punk or whatever, well I'm not, I just got used to it, because when I was a kid I used to play with my brothers. So it's hard to be girly when you have two brothers. I'm 15 years old, Jake is 16 he acts like he's waaay older than me. James is 18 so he doesn't hangout with us that much anymore because he thinks he's cool because he's already 18 years old. Jane is 12 so she's in the 6th grade, I guess. My mom is an actress my dad is an actor, so were probably rich but I put that thought away because I don't want to live that way, some people sometimes go to our house and take a tour and show it in tv so it's like we have no privacy. Well I haven't introduced my parents yet, my mom is Haley Williams, she likes to have family time, but nobody's got the time. My dad is John Williams, he is super busy but he always has time for the family.
Romance and Bromance.
"Jade!" My brother Jake called out. "What?" I shouted back at him. "Come here!" Well, I guess his about to mess with James again, he always calls me when his about to mess with James. So I went to his room and I saw his Video Camera all set. My eyes was wide open and I can't stop laughing so was he. "O My Gosh! Annie the Nanny is here?" So if you don't know who 'Annie the Nanny' is shes James girlfriend a cheerleader from his class, we call her Annie the Nanny because ever since they started dating we treated her like a nanny while James was gone, And now shes here again, and now you're wondering what the video camera was for, every time Annie is here James and her starts making out in his room so we sneak a camera in and black mail James. "Yes! So are you ready to watch! Annie! The Nanny! Make out! With James! Who is in.....SHAME!"
"Wait what? James who is in sha-?"
"AH! Whatever! you know what I mean!"
"Yeah, but it doesn't make any sense."
"Shut up, just help me with the camera."
"Okay." So I helped him with his video camera. And we went to James room who always leaves his door half open. And then there they were making out in James bed. They were kissing each other so hard it made me and Jake almost vomit. So we just
sneaked the camera in and started recording it. When they were done. FINALLY. We took the camera and waited downstairs. When James was finally saying bye to his air headed girlfriend me and James got ready with the tape. "Hey my brotha." Jake said. "Okay what did you do?" "Oh nothing," I said. "We just yah know...saw you and annie the nanny making out." "Again, smooch smooch smooch smooch." Jake said. "What?!" Then me Jake started laughing. "Oh my gods, why are you even dating that air headed chic, bro?" I asked. Then we showed him the tape. "Oh my god! You must! Delete that! I'm telling you! Or I'm telling mom!"
"Cmon brotha! Don't be a kid! And what you're gonna tell mom that we caught you?"
Jake said.
"What do you want?!" James asked frustratedly.
"We all want something brother!" I said. "I want some Mcdonds right now, how about you otha brotha?" I asked Jake.
"I want some Mcdonalds too sistah!" He said, happily. We kept on laughing, and believe it or not I was happy too, because this is the only time me Jake get along.
"Fine!" James finally said. "But remember this! You trolls! I'm gonna get my revenge!" Then he drove to Mcdonalds.
"Woah! That was the third time, do you think he'll get mad?" I asked.
"Nah, you know how it is, we catch him. He gets mad. We make him do our chores. Then he'll forget about it."
Then we heard the car. "James!" Jake and me said. James went in with our food. I ordered Chicken Fillet, A coke float, and large fries. Jake ordered a cheese burger, large fries, and a Coke float. "Both of you must not show that to mom and dad. Or you're dead."
"Whatever." Jake and I said. Then we heard another Car enter the Garage. James began to sweat. "Both of you, shut up." Then mom and dad came in.
"Hey kids" mom and dad said.
"Mom." I said.
"Hi mom." Jake said, his mouth full of ketchup.
"Hello mom." James said, still sweating.
"James, take a shower you're sweating like crazy." Mom said. "Mom!" Jane yelled.
"Mom! You said you and Daddy are gonna buy me a new dress." " But honey you have thousands, of new dresses." Then Jane started doing her puppy dog eyes, by the way that mom couldn't take. "Fine, but this time you're gonna use it." "Yes mom." Jane said. "You know Jane pink isn't the only color in the world." I said. "Yeah, and black is?" She said. "Yes it is." I said while sticking my tongue out. "Whatever punk." "Whatever plastic barbie doll who is by the way overloaded with make up." I said. "Hey stop fighting about colors," Dad said. "And make up and plastic barbie dolls." I looked at Jane and smiled at her, just to prove my point. Then she sticked her tongue out, and walked outside to the pool. "Hey guys," mom said in a cheery voice. "guess who's going to Hawaii?" "You and your cast for another movie?" I asked in a sarcastic way. "Jade stop it with your sarcastic words." Dad said. "No hun, we are!" Mom said her smile, really big. "OH MY GOSH! Really?" James and Jake asked excitedly. "Really." Dad said. "It's our summer trip for July, because on August, it's back to school."
Packing and Vomiting.
"Jaaaade! Honey! Look what I bought for you!" Mon said, rushing to my room.
