Green And Grey Bites

Grey's Advice

*Some words are used*
"You know, you have to talk to me at some point," Grey mumbled, picking up firewood.
I have been shunning him for a week, now.
"Just because I wouldn't let you worship our food, doesn't mean you have to be a little bitch about it."
I rolled my eyes and I broke. I sped him against another tree.
"WE DO NOT CALL MORTALS FOOD. She had a life and we just took it away. Don't you care at all?"
He frowned. "You take too much pity on things."
"That's because I actually give a shit about things and I still have feelings in me. I mean I think you've shut your humanity off, Grey. That's just sad.
He got in my face and switched places with me. "Stop shoving me against trees."
"Stop being a dick and I'll gladly do that for you."
Grey let me go and I started collecting more wood.
"I'm going to retrieve the wood," he said, snatching the ones out of my arms, "and you go get some food."
"What? But you're good with women. And some men, I have to say."
"Hunter, you need to learn how to lure a mortal and give you what you need."
"I'm hoping you mean blood."
I grabbed a piece he dropped.
"Occasionally orgasms."
"GREY!"
"What?"
"I'm not going to screw and kill."
"That's how you lure them."
I glanced at him. "How many women have you done?"
"Lost count. All I know is that they didn't end up pregnant."
Grey dumped some logs into a cardboard box.
"You're so evil. You know that right?"
"Hey, I'm what's keeping you and I alive. If you're going to eat what I give you, I'm doing it my way."
"I'll do it my way, then."
"Hunter, bars with drunk people are the easiest. They can't really process what's going on."
I looked at the ground. "So my way is probably the hardest?"
"I don't know, I can't read minds."
I sighed. "It was asking."
My brother gave me the blankest face. "Hey, Hunter?"
"What?"
"Can I suck on your neck for blood? It'll only kill you. But hey, I'm starving and I'm a vampire."
"Good point."
"Go to a bar."
I frowned and emptied my the wood into the box.
"But what if I can't do it? I look sixteen forever, now."
"Find a pedophile," Grey shrugged.
"You are one fucked up color."
He laughed and hugged me tight.
"You'll get the hang of it. Plus, you have an advantage."
"Yeah? What's that?"
"You've got great fun bags and a hell of an ass," he lightly slapped my behind.
I had a disgusted look on my face
"I'm your sister! You don't hug me, say that, then touch my butt!"
"Hey, I got dad's big-"
"OKAY I'M GOING NOW!"
Greyson chuckled and picked up more wood.
He can be an asshole, but I still need and love him. He might be tough but he is real.