- I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
- Never judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. By that time, they'll be a mile away and barefoot.
- If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then use the profits to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice.
- Why do stores that are open 24/7 have locks on their doors?
- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.
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HumorA collection of jokes, quotes, facts and other randomness that I find funny, inspirational or interesting.