Friend1: I know who's going to be a serial killer in this classroom
Friend2: who?
Friend1: *points at me* I thought it was obvious
Me: *glares* where ever did you get that idea?
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Friend: *talking with other friends
Me: *arguing with my classmate*
Friend: *noticed I stopped talking and turns around*
Me: *was in an epic pose with my middle finger pointed at the classmate I was fighting with*
Friend: *laughs so hard he fell out of his chair*
Me: what happened to you?
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Me: okay. We'll need measuring cups...
Friend: so you want me to bring a cup?
Me: yeah. A measuring cup.
Friend: what's a measuring cup? Is it like a drinking cup-
Me: No- It's used to measure stuff- like for baking.
Friend: wait we're baking?!
Me: NO! You know what? Just bring detergent.
Friend: what's detergent?
Me: Are you kidding me right now?
Friend: I'm serious what's detergent?
Me: *facepalm*
A/n: up to this day he still doesn't know what detergent is.
