1. Make Halt laugh. Notice how he never does? Strange man. . .
2. Taunt Crowley about having once liked me.
Crowley: What?!? NO! I didn't -- I never --
Pauline: Crowley, calm down. You don't have to pretend. Halt told me the truth.
(Crowley glares at Halt.)
Halt: I DID NOT! I DID NOTHING, I PROMISE!
(Pauline secretly smiles.)
3. Call Halt old.
Halt: I HEARD THAT!
4. Call Halt middle-aged.
Halt: HEY!!!
5. Whatever you do, don't call Halt young!
Halt: You're going too far, Pauline! TOO FAR!
6. Get Will and Horace to taunt Halt about how he's not young.
(Halt explodes.)
Alyss: Wow, Pauline. . .doesn't your list seem a little. . .mean-spirited?
Pauline: Mean-spirited? How so?
Alyss: (muttering) Never mind. . .
Pauline: (laughing) I'm just kidding, Alyss!
Alyss: I'm not so sure. . .
7. Put a teddy bear on Halt's bed.
8. Cut off all of Crowley's hair.
9. Draw a unicorn on Will's tent -- with a bottle of black ink! Now it won't come off! HAH!
10. Use black ink to draw a teddy bear on Halt's tent!
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So You Want To Be A Ranger (Flanagan Spoofs Bk 1)
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