What I have learned from watching my baby cousin: having a young child is almost constantly...
-Repeating what you just said and hoping desperately they'll listen to you
-Wondering how the heck to amuse them
-Picking up what they just dropped...again...and again...and again...
-"No! Don't touch that!"
-"Not yours!"
-"Please don't!"
-"Stop!"
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Weird Things I Heard in Life | ✓
HumorAll the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1...
