Because There Are Not Enough Zodiac Books Anyway

At the Park

Aquarius: Starting peace protests and giving speeches to all the children's parents that are trying to keep their kids from Aquarius. Possibly high.

Pisces: Singing any song they know the lyrics to at the top of their lungs and swinging with Cancer.

Aries: Trying to make the merry go round go as fast enough to make Libra
fall off.

Taurus: Eating everybody's lunch at the picnic table. Halfway listening to Aquarius and halfway listening to Leo and Sagittarius talk.

Gemini: Trying to get Virgo to have fun with them on the little kid jungle gym.

Cancer: Laughing their ass off with Pisces and swinging high enough for the swing jerk in the air.

Leo: Talking shit about all the other signs with Sagittarius.

Virgo: Trying to read under the shade tree, but is distracted by Gemini's juvenile screaming and Scorpio and Capricorn getting busy.

Libra: Clinging to the merry-go-round for dear life and begging Aries to slow down. On the edge of falling off.

Scorpio: Making out with Capricorn, unaware that they are in the tree Virgo is trying to read under.

Sagittarius: Talking to Leo, but trying not to talk shit.

Capricorn: Making out with Scorpio and trying to bother Virgo just cause.

Does anyone know what I mean by the swing jerking in the air when you swing so high????? I don't have a good corresponding question, so I'll ask a random one. What's your favorite quote? I would answer, but I have so many.