Because I Wasn't Insane Enough Already

Chapter 16

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, You're Gonna Go Far, Kid or Nightmare. 

Hello! Those of you who've read the profile recently, you'll see that someone hacked my account.

Storme: **laughs evilly**

Tsukiko: You didn't! 

She did. But it's okay. Because this chapter may or may not make up for it. 

Storme: Oh, crap. 

Tsuki: YES! 

All: ...Yes?

Tsuki: Yes, yes. I wanna read this! 

Back onto a productive topic--the music at the beginning of the chapter? I actually said the lines while it was playing to see how long they'd take. That is dedication. So, please, no one tell me that I skipped too little or too much. Kthxbye.

And on another random topic--the most epic, kickass (literally) show EVER is back on! It runs summers (I think) on Spike. It's called Deadliest Warrior, and I LOVE it. Go forth and watch it, people!

About spelling, too: Anyone who gives me a headache about the way I spell names will patrol my backyard for puppy shit for a month. Mmkay?

And also: I recently (23-7-2011) checked how many reads I had...1,000! I LOVE YOU PEOPLE! THANK YOU ALL!!!!

So...yesh. That's basically it. Fan if you care, vote if you like, COMMENT IF YOU DARE

Tsuki: Rawr.

~Emo-san

STORME'S POV

Show me how to lie,

You're getting better all the time,

And turning all against the one,

Is an art that's hard to teach.

Another clever word,

Sets off an unsuspecting herd, 

And as you step back into line, 

A mob jumps to their feet.

I took one earbud out, and turned to Ulquiorra. "What'd ya say?" 

"I said, maybe you'd accomplish more if you weren't listening to music all the time."

"Nope. Now listen to this!"

And now you steal away,

Take him out today,

Nice work you did,

You're gonna go far, kid!

With a thousand lies and a good dis---

"Hey! Gimme back my iPod!"

"No. Train first."

I groaned. "Can't train. Need coffeeeeee!" 

Ulquiorra frowned. "You never needed coffee before..."

"There was 5 hour energy in my bag," I reasoned. Of course, I was LYING THROUGH MY TEETH, something I did quite often. But I really didn't wanna train right now. And coffee did sound good... I grabbed my earbuds back from Ulquiorra. However, the dumbass sensor in my iPod thought I shook it, so now the whole thing was on shuffle.