E n d l e s s M u s i n g

♚Funny Sayings♕ - Part 1

❤Just some random words to say instead of saying bad words or just for a funny XD!!❤

~Son of a biscuit! 

~Kiss my sweet....love..buscuits (

~BOOM! in your fu-dge-Aa!

~Some pretty sweet spider walking (lolz)

~You Motherfudgecake, imma kick yo ashtray! XD

~Emotionally, cripple person.

~Guard your carnal treasure (GIRLS ONLY)

~You handsome, pasty devil

~Kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day, you should be outside feeding piegons and driving with ur blinker on. (idk)

~You were Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! *finger guns* Wrong! *shoots* wrong! *shoots* Wrong! *shoots* Wrong on your weenie! *puts the finger guns down* ;)

~*Talking about random proverb list XD* (idk)

1. Can't teach an old dog new tricks

2. If it's BROWN flush it DOWN. >_< (EWW!)

~Wheedapp! (means what's up)

~*Pulls out finger guns, shooting randomly* then *blows out smoking finger guns* ;P

~Guy: *singing random jingles* "Bum, bum, bum Muffins!...bum, bum, bum waffers...*thinks of next jingle* "Bum, bum, bum Hooollyy Ghoossttt!"

Priest says: "I like that....Holy Ghost." *The End*

~LOOK little girl, it's time for you to go nappy poo in beddy bye land.

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...to be continued...