Drunk And Sober

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1:I'm sitting on my dresser and my mom came into my room and she was like "ummm.... What are you doing up there?" And I was like "HAHAHAHA I DONT KNOW HAHAHA!"

1:Haha well they should know you're actually loud

2:Lol are you drunk again

1:MAYBE HAHAHAHAHA

1:WATCH ME SLAY WATCH ME SLAY

2:I don't believe Im that loud even my mom says I should be more louder and that's coming from a women who listens to the tv at 12

2:Like who the hell can here that shit it has to be at least at 60

1:IF ONLY ______ COULD SEE ME NOW PARTYING ON MY DRESSER THEN HE WOULD DEFINITELY WNAT TO DATE ME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

1:Haha

1:I KNOW IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK

1:WATCH ME SLAY WATCH ME SLAY

2:Ok what the hell did you have your worse then our friend

1:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA I DONT KNOE EHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT WOMAN

1:THERES A WORLD OUT THERE THAT WE SHOUKD SEE

1:"HELP ME PLEASE SHES GONNA KILL ME" HAHAHAHA SHELL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME

2:Ok calm the fuck down, leave the poor cat alone and don't fall off the dresser plz

1:NOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT HAHAHAH YOURE SO DUNNY CASSANDRA

1:SOMETIMES I HATE EVERY STUPID WORD UOU SAY SOMETIME I WANNA SLAP YOU IN YOUR WHOLE FACE

2:You mean funny

2:I do too sometimes but that's besides the point I have to find a way to calm you

1:AT THE SAME TIME I WANNA HUG YOU I EANNA WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK YOURE AN ASSHOLE BUT I LOVE YOU AND YOU MAKE ME SO MAD I ASK MYSELF WHY IM STILL

1:HERE OH WHERE COULD I GO YOURE THE ONLY LOBE IVE EVER KNOWN BUT I HATE YOU I REALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH I THINK IT MUST BE TRUEEEEE LOVE TRRRYUUEEEE LOOVVEE

1:E NITHING ELSE CAN BREAK MY HEART LIKE TRUUUEEE LOVVVEEEE

1:CASSANDRA CASSANDRA CASSANDRWA

1:DONT WAIT IS ON

1:YASSSSSS

2:Wait why am I an asshole all of a sudden it's no fair you can call me names but I call myself names

1:THAT SONG IS FOR SENAPI

1:HAHAHAHHAHA

1:JUST JIDDING HAHAHAH

1:I KNOW YOU SAY THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT COMPLICATED BUT WE HSPULD TRY TO JEEP IT SIMPLE BUT LOVE IS NEVER VEVER SIMPLE

1:HAHAHHAHAHHA

2:I'm not even going to try anymore

1:WRRE NEVER COMING BACK DOWN YEAH WRTE LOOKING DOWN AT THE CLOUUUUUDDSS

1:YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME CASSSSAAANDRAAA

2:Sadly

1:ROCK THAT BODY

1:OH DONT YOU LIE CADSANDRA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

2:Oh god

1:SOMETIMES IN MY TEARS I DROWN BUT I NEVER LET IT GET ME DOWN

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