＊Phan Fairytales.＊

Rapunzel (D&P Edition)

After hours of riding horseback, Prince Phillip reached his destination. He smiled in delight as he peered up towards the amazingly tall tower.

The tower itself was old and seemed to be crumbling, but he knew a young beauty was inside. Phillip had been here many times, entranced by the lovely sounds he heard coming from the tower. There he found Danpunzel, and in only days fell in love with him.

"Stay here, Bartholomew, I'll see my love and come right back!" Phillip told his horse, then he raced off towards the tower.

Phillip had made sure to come during a time that Danpunzel's mother wasn't home, for she'd punish Danpunzel horribly if he was caught.

"Danpunzel! Danpunzel!" Phillip called, eager to see his love.

Danpunzel didn't know of him yet, but Phil was sure he could win him over with his love.

Phillip called and called until finally, Danpunzel stepped out to the balcony.

"Who the hell is interrupting my sleeping?" Danpunzel grumbled to himself.  He peered down to see Prince Phillip, and his attitude quickly changed to a positive one at the sight of his charming face.

"Oh well helllooooo there, stranger" Danpunzel said to Phillip, making sure to fix his fringe before leaning against the balcony.

"Danpunzel! Danpunzel! My love, throw down some sick beats, so that I may rise to you with the power they give me!" Phillip called up to him.

Dan looked down confused, getting annoyed at his request.

"What? I'm stuck in this tower, and you want me to give you beets?? Get me the hell out of here first!" Danpunzel exclaimed.

"No, my darling, you misunderstand, I meant beats, lik-" Phillip tried to explain, but Danpunzel cut him off.

"You know what? Here's your goddamn beets! I sneezed on them, so they're sick" Danpunzel told him, throwing down a bag of beets. The beets fell out of the bag and landed on Phillip, making him stumble.

"Uh, if you would just hear me out, this is a complete misunderstanding. I want to listen to your beats" Phillip tried explaining, but again Danpunzel didn't quite understand as Phillip wanted him to.

"Well then, shove the beets I threw down to you in your ears, you ass!" Danpunzel yelled, angry at the prince.

"Geez," Danpunzel spoke to himself, still not aware of what Phillip really meant, "here I am, all cute and shit and this guy's focusing on listening to vegetables. I always heard men were weird, but this one needs to be in an asylum."

Danpunzel was about to go back inside the tower, but Phillip stopped him once again.

"FOR CHRIST SAKE'S, LISTEN TO ME" Phillip yelled, but then cleared his throat. "Uh, I mean, I've been trying to request of you to make B-E-A-T-S beats, not the vegetable beets. I'm so sorry this led to such a misunderstanding, but please just help me get up to you".

Danpunzel stared wide eyed at Phillip, feeling absolutely mortified. "Ohh, well that does make a lot more sense."

Danpunzel then began laying down a sick beat. The beat was so sick that it lifted Phillip and sent him flying up to the balcony in a flash. With no control, Phillip crashed into Danpunzel, and they both tumbled to the floor of the balcony.