Hello once again!
I was going through my works and noticed that this book now has 1,000 reads! Wow! Thanks so much you guys!
Here's a joke for you:
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Ok just to clarify: usually blonde jokes really get on my nerves, seeing that I know some smart blonde haired people. We all have our "blonde moments". I don't really understand why people think that if you have blonde hair you're not as smart as others. But whatever. Just don't get offended or anything cause I have nothing against you guys, no matter what colour your hair. And siriusly could you stereotype more?? Ugh.
Also I don't come up with these jokes. Telling you that again. No credit for me.
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A Joke a Day
HumorA joke a day keeps the doctor away. Unless of course you die laughing! This is just a collection of jokes and sometimes life hacks. I didn't make any of these jokes or life hacks up. All credit goes to whoever did. Make sure to vote and comment! T...
