How to Drive A Vampire Completely Insane. (Watty Awards 2011)(Book 1)

Death Eaters Forever!

YOu get to meet Reagan next chapter! Trust me she is sure... something! :)

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 That's Reagan on the side by the way ------------->

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DEATH EATERS FOREVA!

(Yes.. I love the dark lord. :p I plan on getting a death eaters tattoo!)

Annoyance filled my body and a quick glance at Billie showed me that she too was pissed off that they’d had the nerve to sit and wait for us to come out in the towel. They had no right at all! We might flirt with them but gosh dangit! There were limits!  This was pushing it.

“Get out NOW!” I hissed, clutching the towel with my right hand and pointing at the door with my left. My eyes narrowed dangerously when they didn’t move. Otis’s eyes widened slightly and I know he recognized my mood.

He stood up, muttered an apology, and grabbed Ben’s hand and pulls him out of the room and closed the door behind them.  I nodded my head curtly, that’s much better!

“They are such total idiots!” Billie complained while dropping her towel on the floor and searching through Otis’s closet for something to wear. She pulled out another pair of his black sweats and a long, blue, button-up shirt.

We both change and take turns braiding each other’s hair into French braids. Giggling like school girls, we gossip about boys and what happened with Troy and how I wasn’t quite sure what to think about it.  I know I like him a lot, and from what he said he liked me a lot too.

“Do our parents know?” I asked her, and she nodded in reply.

“I texted your parents and they went over and ‘welcomed’ the new neighbors and let them know that Ben was safe by writing a piece of paper then burning it after.” Billie explained when I asked her to explain.

I was impressed, “That’s a really smart idea!” Billie must have known that they’d be listening to everything his parents said. I was proud to have her has a friend…A crafty friend. That’s the kind of girlfriend Ben needed too, I smiled at this thought because I knew they’d be getting together very soon if I had my way.

Billie raised her eyebrows at my facial expression but I just smiled innocently.  I wasn’t going to tell her about what I was thinking about quite yet.  I needed Otis’s help, not hers.  This was going to be fun fun fun!

“What should we do today since we can’t really go anywhere?” I asked her as we headed out of Otis’s room and down the stairs to find where the boys were hiding. After searching for almost thirty minutes with no luck I broke down laughing and Billie joined me, they must be really afraid of our tempers! They sure hid well from us.

Billie chewed on her knuckle and looked around the big entry room we had returned to after no luck in finding the boys. I slapped her arm and shook my head when she looked at me, that was a bad habit she had when she was stressed, sometimes she chewed til there was blood.

“NO!” I growled when she tried to bring it up to her mouth again and  I raised my fist as if to strike. I wouldn’t of course, but still, I had to make a point didn’t I?

Suddenly I knew where they were!  Sneaky little British boy!

“They are in his bedroom! “ I shouted, turning around and rushing up the stairs as quickly as possible so they wouldn’t escape. Billie followed me, cursing them as she went and I joined in for the heck of it.

Otis and Ben were trying to hide under the bed just when we arrived at the bedroom door and I decided to scare the shizz out of them since they’d made us walk around looking for them so long. I made my face twist into a glare and crossed my arms over my chest.

Billie copied me and we glared at them. Without even looking at each other we both shook our heads slowly at the same time, as if we were disappointed in them.

“Do you know…” I sniffed and tugged at a lock of hair, something I did when I was hurt and Otis knew that. Buaahahaha I’m evil! I continued with my speech, “How worried, TERRIFIED EVEN! WE WERE?” I waved my hands in the air then cupped my face in them and turned away. My shoulders shook as if I was sobbing but really… I was cracking up silently.

I heard Otis clear his throat and I heard shuffling as if he was coming over to comfort me, but before he made it Billie interrupted him angrily, “How could you? Look what you did to Darcy! Are you trying to give her a breakdown?”  She put her arms around me and we hurried down the hallway, both of us shaking with laughter.

The boys were still shocked about what had just happened so we ran as fast as possible to the TV den and locked the door behind us. They still needed punishment. Finally we were able to laugh out loud.

Laugh we did. I fell onto the floor and rolled around giggling. Due to lack of paying attention I accidently rolled right into the couch.

Billie snorted as I moaned in pain and I growled at her, “You’re lucky I like you!” But then we both started laughing again.

After we got the giggles out we settled down onto the couch with bags of candy and turned the tv and cable box on with one of the million remotes lined up on the ottoman in front of us. I settled into the soft leather pillows of the couch as Billie looked through the On Demand Movies.

When I spotted the second to last Harry Potter movie I held my hand up to stop her, “We must have a Harry Potter marathon!” I announced and Billie grinned and we both shouted at the same time, "DEATH EATERS FOREVA!"

“Just what I was about to say!” She said as she pushed “Buy” on the entire movie pack and then pushed play. As the opening song for Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone we heard someone pound on the door to the Tv den.

“Let us in!” Otis yelled loudly through the door and I just turned up the sound on the TV. I thanked God that Otis had the best surround sound you could imagine. There were like 8 speakers and 3 base boosters. The room literally started shaking when I turned it up loud enough.

“What’s that? I can’t hear you!” I mocked just before I turned the sound up so loud they wouldn’t be able to hear me.

Billie held up her hand and I high fived it then we turned back to the movie. I decided that I’d let them in once Luna finds Harry with on the train after Malfoy knocked him out.

 Don’t play the game if you can’t handle LOSING to the master.

My phone started ringing and I answered it quickly, “Hello?”

“Hey cuz! Wazzza!” My cousin Reagan greeted me and from there we chatted about her coming into town this week.

“Otis won’t know what hit him!”