Jungle

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Ow. Ow. Ow. I hate this forest. I hate iron golems. I hate bombs. I hate life. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. "OH MY GOOD GOD WHERE'S MARTYN WHEN YOU NEED HIM???" Martyn. The sapling king. I wish he could just come with me, lead me through the forest or jungle or whatever this is. Why did those stupid golems have to throw me out anyway? Just because I'm human doesn't mean I would put a bomb in their underground cave! And of course they have to iron-iffy me and make me live. Why wouldn't they just let me die? Because they want me to suffer, starving and homeless, barely surviving each night. Because they hate me. Whatever. I can do this. I'm going to get myself pimped out, I'm gonna get the best weapons in the world. And what are the stupid golems going to then? Kill me? Fat chance. I've heard of quantum armour. It's so strong that its impossible I hurt me when I have full armour on. Maybe I can- wait, what's that?

Um, ok. A giant castle. A big black castle. It looks like a prison. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's a mansion. Lets take a look.

"Um, hello? Who are you?"

A guy in a black cape starts asking me questions. Oh, crap. He's holding a red matter katar.

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