*Mononoke's P.O.V*
Damn brother, our teamwork is already screwed as it is and now he is going to pull a stunt. This morning while I was getting ready I saw that dummy transform into Sakura and then left. Now I'm running after him, transformed into Naruto of course, in case I yell at the real Sakura. He knew that we are supposed to meet at the bridge near the Academy so he is probably already there, and after a minute of running I'm there.
"We'll good morning Naruto." 'Sakura' said.
Yeah that's defiantly not Sakura.
"Shut up Sakura we all have irrational hatred for you."
"Sasuke doesn't hate me."
"Sasuke's an emo he HAS no emotion other than the emotion that he's emo, but if he did have them then he would hate you so much. Dammit why do you exist?"
"What the hell."
"STOP EXISTING."
We yelled at each other like that and I think Hayato finally figured out I was me. Then in the eerie silents we both felt the present of someone and turned to see Sasuke and Sakura who was behind him and BOTH had their eyes twitching.
"Damn you Mary-Sue..." said 'Sakura' before he turned back into the annoying brother of mine.
"Can't I do anything."
"Hell no if you are messing with something like this..." and then I turned back into myself.
"And don't can me a Mary-Sue."
"Whatever bye Mary-Sue." And then he left to probably go back home.
"What was that all about?" and to somewhat a surprise Sasuke was standing next to me and he was the one that asked me that. I sighed before I went over to the railing of the bridge and took a seat. He followed and leaned on the rail next to me.
"He was just being a nuisance."
"Big word for someone so small."
"I'm only 4 inches shorter then you Uchiha, so you can't talk."
He scoffed at me and I guess that was the end of our little conversation. Now it was just me, him, and Sakura. Then after a little while Naruto showed and said hi to me and Sakura, and then Naruto and Sasuke started to glare at each other. Jeez they've been like that since we came back, always acting so dumb and that's coming from some as crazy as me so...yeah.
Then after who knows how long Kakashi finally showed up with an excuse worse then the one about the black cat. "I got lost on the path of life" bullshit. Then we went straight to work on our 'missions', first it was to pull up some weeds for a lady. Naruto, trying not to be out done by Sasuke, pulled up ALL the PLANTS.
He got a pile of what he pulled up so high that it was as tall as me, but I guess that's not saying much. The lady whose garden we were in saw what Naruto did and gave him a black eye, apparently Naruto pulled up some of her special herbs she has been growing.
Then it was off to clean a river. We were just picking the trash out of it and Naruto got washed away and ended up falling down the water fall, but Sasuke saved him. Then we were walking dogs and Naruto just had to get the biggest dog when we got small dogs.
Well the dog was so big that it started to drag him around, then when he asked for my help all I did was sit on the dogs back, but it could still move. The dog eventually dragged me and Naruto to a mine field and when the explosives went off Naruto got blasted and it was JUST Naruto. I was fine and so were the dogs.
When we came out of the mine field Naruto was burn to a crisp. I was lying on his dog's back with my small dog on my stomach while I pocked his face to see if he was alive. He was in ruins.
*Time Skip*
We returned the dogs and we were about to be dismissed for the day, but I blanked out for a while and when I came to reality Naruto and Sasuke looked like they were about to fight.
Well Kakashi broke that up by dismissing us and when Sasuke tried to leave Sakura went after him as usual, but she seemed more desperate this time, so let’s see how this turns out.
"So why don't we, I don't know, we don't we do something more personal. I mean to improve our teamwork."
"I swear you’re just as bad as Naruto."
Wow that hit her bad.
"Instead of flirting why don't develop your jutsu to make the team stronger. Let's face it your actually worse than Naruto."
And that killed her. I was laughing...on the inside, but I did move in front of Sakura and smacked Sasuke on the head, jeez he is so cruel.
"Sasuke you’re such a jerk, if you want to improve the team stop putting people down all the time and try to be encouraging, or at least shut up."
Sasuke looked taken back a little that I would say that, but that was quickly replaced by his usual cool look.
"Whatever, it's not like your one to talk; you’re always playing around and never take anything seriously."
"Well someone has to make thinks lighter with all...this..." I said gesturing to all of him. I had a smirk on my face and a look on my face that showed my self-satisfaction.
"Making things hard."
And after that I walked right passed him heading to the training grounds for some practice. With the silents in the background and the only think I heard was an 'hn' I knew what that meant. I win.
*Time Skip*
I was about to head home after training. I was working on some new genjutsu's but I couldn't test it well since my shikigami aren't affected well by gen-jutsu since they have no mind. Well anyway on my way I heard yelling and decided to check it out, and who do I find, my team minus Sasuke and some little kids, and...Some sand village ninja. One was a blond girl with 4 spike ponytails, the other was a guy with a bad make up job and he was wearing all black.
Hey was holding up that little kid, Konahamaru that Naruto was talking about. Jeez, everything goes downhill without me. Well it looks like I get to have a test subject for my gen-jutsu.
*Sasuke's P.O.V*
I had arrived and was about to make the guy in black drop the little boy by throwing a rock at his wrist when...
"You’re low for picking on a little kid."
Everyone turned, including me to see who it was, and right there looking bored out of her mind was Mononoke. She just had her hands on her hips as she was leaning on the fence the surrounded us.
"Who are you supposed to be?" The ninja asked still holding the boy.
Mononoke just flashed a grin at him before she started to do a one hand...hand signs. When she was finished the guy was wincing and it eventually got so bad that he was on his knees holding his head, and he now let go of the boy.
"Just here for testing. A squirrel wasn't showing any effect so I thought I'd test it on you."
Her smiled showed as she released her jutsu, I guess she was happy with the results. She is so strange, she does one think and the next it is something completely different, sometimes she is hyper and the other times she act likes she doesn't care.
"You little..."
The guy started to attack her but I knew it as well as anyone, a simple tai-jutsu wouldn't hurt her or even get to her, and if it did, she can take a hit and it wouldn't bother her. It started to turn into something that looked like tag, and Mononoke was only mocking the guy by running backwards and let her wrist be in his range. Whenever he tried to grab her wrist she just quickly pulled it away, but then...one of his fingers touched her hand and my heart felt like it stopped for a moment and I...don't know why. I just threw the rock I had in my hand at his wrist and that knocked him over.
"Your such a show off Uchiha." Rang the voice of a small kunoichi that looked disappointed that I stopped her game.
"Hn your one to talk with that little show you where pulling."