Secret Wish (Naruto-Fanfic)

Strangers From the Sand (Chapter 25)

*Mononoke's P.O.V*

Damn brother, our teamwork is already screwed as it is and now he is going to pull a stunt. This morning while I was getting ready I saw that dummy transform into Sakura and then left. Now I'm running after him, transformed into Naruto of course, in case I yell at the real Sakura. He knew that we are supposed to meet at the bridge near the Academy so he is probably already there, and after a minute of running I'm there.

"We'll good morning Naruto." 'Sakura' said.

Yeah that's defiantly not Sakura.

"Shut up Sakura we all have irrational hatred for you."

"Sasuke doesn't hate me."

"Sasuke's an emo he HAS no emotion other than the emotion that he's emo, but if he did have them then he would hate you so much. Dammit why do you exist?"

"What the hell."

"STOP EXISTING."

We yelled at each other like that and I think Hayato finally figured out I was me. Then in the eerie silents we both felt the present of someone and turned to see Sasuke and Sakura who was behind him and BOTH had their eyes twitching.

"Damn you Mary-Sue..." said 'Sakura' before he turned back into the annoying brother of mine.

"Can't I do anything."

"Hell no if you are messing with something like this..." and then I turned back into myself.

"And don't can me a Mary-Sue."

"Whatever bye Mary-Sue." And then he left to probably go back home.

"What was that all about?" and to somewhat a surprise Sasuke was standing next to me and he was the one that asked me that. I sighed before I went over to the railing of the bridge and took a seat. He followed and leaned on the rail next to me.

"He was just being a nuisance."

"Big word for someone so small."

"I'm only 4 inches shorter then you Uchiha, so you can't talk."

He scoffed at me and I guess that was the end of our little conversation. Now it was just me, him, and Sakura. Then after a little while Naruto showed and said hi to me and Sakura, and then Naruto and Sasuke started to glare at each other. Jeez they've been like that since we came back, always acting so dumb and that's coming from some as crazy as me so...yeah.

Then after who knows how long Kakashi finally showed up with an excuse worse then the one about the black cat. "I got lost on the path of life" bullshit. Then we went straight to work on our 'missions', first it was to pull up some weeds for a lady. Naruto, trying not to be out done by Sasuke, pulled up ALL the PLANTS.

He got a pile of what he pulled up so high that it was as tall as me, but I guess that's not saying much. The lady whose garden we were in saw what Naruto did and gave him a black eye, apparently Naruto pulled up some of her special herbs she has been growing.

Then it was off to clean a river. We were just picking the trash out of it and Naruto got washed away and ended up falling down the water fall, but Sasuke saved him. Then we were walking dogs and Naruto just had to get the biggest dog when we got small dogs.

Well the dog was so big that it started to drag him around, then when he asked for my help all I did was sit on the dogs back, but it could still move. The dog eventually dragged me and Naruto to a mine field and when the explosives went off Naruto got blasted and it was JUST Naruto. I was fine and so were the dogs.