What pisses us off

What makes Hikari feel bothered.

Okay, okay, the title was a slight understatement.

... Yeah, I won't lie, it is a blatant understatement, most of these things can make me go Mad Dummy on the world.

1. When someone asks me if I'm going to cry mockingly:

Okay, imagine Napstablook on a bad day. That's me x 2. I cry a lot, alright.

I'm also sort of a drama magnet, and often I get frustrated to the point where I don't want to talk to anyone, and thEN

Someone has the courage (not really, I'm pretty much as threatening as... A cotton ball?? I'll come up with something witty eventually) to ask those words with a barely hid smile:

"Are you going to cry?"

I try to be a tough girl in the name of Undyne, but by that point I've already crossed the Feels Event Horizon and tears are flowing, therefore proving that yes, I'm going to cry. 

Why do those words make me want to cry even more? I'm not sure. Why am I so bothered by them? Another mystery of the Hika Sapiens species.

wELL UM THAT WAS TOO EDGY AND SERIOUS I'LL TRY TO GET SOME ENTRETAINING DISLIKE??

2. uHHH I don't have entretaining dislikes--- reALLY HYPERACTIVE DOGS??

Okay, it's a rainy and dark night (or a sunny and light day, it doesn't really matter?) and I'm calmly talking to my friend as I'm cutting some stuff for our group project.

aND THEN THERE COMES THE DOG

The dog starts jumping, barking and sniffing me and my instincts say "go fast like Sanic"

I say "ok instincts" and get a bit away from the dog. The dog follows my footsteps, I begin growing desperate and drop the scissors and the thing I was cutting on a conveniently placed table.

My friend sighs, shakes her head and, after what seems like years, picks up the dog.

"Gosh, it's just a dog," my friend says, "you just have to pet it and it'll calm down!"

I hesitantly approach my friend and the dog that is currently struggling to get out of her grip and try to pet it.

The dog's gaze turns to my hand and it's head extends towards it, I inmediately put my hand away, much to my friend's frustration.

"You're overreacting!" she says, rolling her eyes. She then turns to the little fluffy abomination and ruffles it's hair. "Isn't (InsertMyNameThatIWon'tRevealBecauseReasonsHere) so rude? She doesn't like dogs!"

I blush and pout,"h-hey, I don't dislike dogs, I just don't like it when they are so hyperactive!" I protest. The dog seemed ready to bite me! (Or perhaps to lick me, but I don't think well under pression. Yes, a dog approaching me counts as pression.)

"Oh, it's a dog! Of course it's going to try to play with you! Also, Doggy (not actually its name) is calm!"

I stare at the creature, currently moving like a Temmie in a tem flake factorie and looking everywhere and say "yeah sure" sarcastically.

"You're too rude to Doggy!" she says and puts the fluffy animal down, leaving me to deal with it like a mature person (Aka trying to walk away from it until my friend groans, picks it up again and leaves it somewhere else.

Uh, I think I got too far with this story, so TL;DR: Hyperactive dogs scare me, I really don't know why, I might have a light case of cynophobia or something.

3. Eating with a sore throat

Okay, it's no secret that I love eating. A lot. But sometimes I'd rather just get my nutrients from air, that's when I have a sore throat.

Swallowing is just so painful--

And it's even worse when I also have a cold because swallowing = no breathing

4. Just being sick in general

I... I don't think I have to explain this. I hope I don't have to explain this.

5. When people wON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM

Person 1: Says thing

Person 2: Actually-

Person 1: SAYS THING

Person 2: But-

Person 1: SAYSTHINGSAYSTHINGSAYSTHING

Person 2: That's it I'm done

Why can't you just listeeeeennnnnnn~

6. At this point I'm just randomly saying things--- Honestly there's not many things that make me mad. Sad, on the other side... OH I GOT IT: When people judge me for using sweaters/jacket and jeans all day, every day.

"Isn't it hot?"

Me inside: Congrats. You're the 10th to ask that today. No I'm not

Me outside: *Shakes head*

"Don't you have shorts?"

Me inside: I DO! I JUST LIKE JEANS A LOT!!1!11! ... Do pijamas count

Me outside: *Shrug*

"Is there a day where you don't wear your sweater?"

Me inside: yES--- Please stop asking I'll pay you

Me outside: Yes.