Lauren: *reads dare* *smiles evilly* GRAMPS! GET THE ROBOTS READY! WE'RE CHECKING OFF PRISON BREAK FROM MY BECKET LIST!
*the next day*
Sonic: Are they here yet?
Scratch: Not since five seconds ago.
Sonic: Okay... are they here
🙅three hours later of asking🙅
Sonic: Are they here yet?
Me: Why don't you just~
Lauren: WE'RE BACK!
Me: Thank Din.
Everyone else: *looks at me funny*
Lauren: Anyways sorry it took so long. It was a very high security prison plus I needed to find my bucket list.
Eggman: Most of the time she was looking for the bucket list.
Lauren: It was in this bucket. *holds up bucket*
Me: So is mine!
Mephiles: *mumbles* Retards.
Me: *thinks* keep calm keep calm...
Lauren: Now introducing, for the first time in a book, Skill the Rabbit!
App on phone: *audience clapping*
Skill: Thank you. Thank you. *bows*
Cream: SKILL! *runs over and hugs her because SkilletequalsLIFE says their cousins*
Skill: Hi Cream. *hugs back* *breaks hug* So why am I here?
*suddenly a rocket goes through the window and Tammie Pines (Lapi5_Lazuli's oc) crashes through the ceiling then the rocket shoots fireworks!*
Me: *claps*
Tammie: *pulls out a long list* I dare Love Patrol Alfa to sing for the rest of this chapter!
Mabel:*jumps up into the air* YAY!
Stanley: Nope, not doing that again.
Dipper: I never agreed to that name.
Mabel: Please. I still got the blackmail from last chapter.
Lauren: And I can rise the dead!
Stanley: Do even know what Love Patrol Alfa is?
Lauren: No. I just wanted to rise the dead. 😢
Tammie: With their new member Ford!
Ford: What is this Love Patrol Alfa?
Dipper: Like the rest of us you have joined our karaoke singing group against their own will.
Tammie: And let's take down another dare. I dare Ford and Dipper to sing Disco Girl form the Icelandic pop group BABBA.
Grimra: Isn't that the song I hear Dipper sing wail he's in the shower?
Dipper: Yeah.
Lauren: START SINGING!*pushes play on the karaoke machine*
Love Patrol Alfa: *singing* Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you, oo-oo oo-oo
Me: My new ringtone.
Tammie: I dare Grimra to eat a marshmallow.
Grimra: First off what's a marshmallow? Second, you should meet my friend the devil.
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RandomAsk or dare me, Lauren Robotnik, Eggman, Mephiles, Sonic, Amy, etc. ANYTHING! Just make sure it's not inappropriate. Now ask whatever you want.
