Phan - One-shots [ COMPLETED ]

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AU where it's high school! Phan and Dan is French

I'm pretty sure half of the text is just  translations

(I used Google Translate, sorry for any inaccurate language! :) )

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Phil

There's this beautiful boy in class named Daniel, Dan for short.
He's French.
And he also doesn't speak much English.
His only friend is the French language teacher, really.
So, since he seems so kind and beautiful, also because I wanted to, I learnt French.

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He came to school two years ago.

I was sitting in the back of French class, when he walked in.

"oh, tel est le nouvel étudiant, Daniel!" (Oh, this is new student, Daniel!) The teacher exclaimed as she clapped her hands.
I only decoded 'student' and 'Daniel', so I assumed he was new.

"voulez-vous vous présenter, Daniel?" (Would you like to introduce yourself, Daniel?)

He nodded his head, and then made all of our jaws drop when he spoke out in fluent French.

"Bonjour, mon nom est Daniel , mais vous pouvez me appeler Dan . je suis de la France et ne peux pas parler du tout l'anglais , donc je regarde foward à l'apprentissage de la langue," (hello, my name is Daniel, but you can call me Dan. I am from France and can not speak any english, so I look foward to learning your language.) finishing off with a large smile.

The teacher blinked and smiled widely, starting to speak in English.

"In case you didn't catch that, Dan here is from France and can't speak English. He's looking forward to learning to speak our language."
She turned her head to Dan and started speaking to him.

"Je viens de traduire ce que vous avez dit à l'anglais. Je regarde foward de vous avoir dans ma classe." (I just translated what you said to English. I'm looking foward to having you in my class.)

He smiled again. "Ah, Merci!" (Ah, thank you!)

And that's how Daniel entered our school.

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Two years later and I was finally ready to talk to him.

I walked up to where he was sitting under a tree and sat down in front of him.

"Bonjour, mon nom est Philip . vous pouvez me appeler Phil." (hello, my name is Philip. you can call me Phil.)

He looked up, surprised.

"You.. You can.. Spea.. K.. French?" He stuttered out.

I smiled at him, "oui, j'ai appris français pour les deux dernières années pour que je puisse vous parler." (yes, I've been learning French for the past two years so i can speak to you.)

He smiled at me in turn and blushed. "vous ne réalisez je peux comprendre parfaitement l'anglais, oui? Je ne peux pas parler." (you do realise i can understand English perfectly, yes? i just can't speak it.)

"Really?" I asked, getting a nod is response.

I smiled.

"Hey, um- I came over here, to.. Ask you on a date? If that's ok? It's understandable if you're straight-"

"crainte, pas même un garçon droite pourrait résister à un cutie comme vous!" (Awe, not even a straight boy could resist a cutie like you!) He smiled again, nudging me in the arm. I blushed.

The bell went, which caused me to squeak and Dan to blurt out "merdes baise dans le cul!" (Fucking shits in the ass!)

I giggled and got up, holding a hand out to the curly haired boy in front of me.

"Can I walk you to class, Dan?"

He smiled and took my hand, "Oui, vous pouvez, Philip." (Yes, you may.)

He got up and kept holding my hand, leaning into my side.

"avec la mienne. vous êtes très .. doux. je vous aime bien." (Your hand fits nicely with mine. You are very.. Soft. I like you.)

I blushed for the umpteenth time. "Well, I like you, too. "

(Whoop Dee doop they're in a school hallway now)

"Fags!" Someone pushed passed us, and as soon as the word left their mouth, Dan had slipped away from me to grab onto the culprit's arm, spinning them around to reveal Jasmine.

"salope absolue! i espère satan jaillit de la pègre et rompt votre Herpe rempli vagin avec un gode vingt pouces!" (You can decode that one) he shrieked.

I snorted at his words, but Jasmine ignored it and immediately started to twirl a piece of her hair and push her chest out.
"Hey, baby, I love foreign boys. How 'bout you and me get together sometime and.. You know.."
She bit her lip and grab his junk, in an attempt to turn him on.
But, in a response, Dan screamed loudly and backed away from her and into my chest.
I wrapped my arms around his as he repeated "rape!" Over and over again.

"You're a sick person, Jasmine. You've hurt poor Dan here." I sneered at her and I clung to Dan tighter.

"What's going on out here?"
The French teacher wandered out of her classroom to see what was going on.

"elle a essayé de me violer , madame Dupant ! elle m'a violé!" (she tried to rape me, Madame Dupant! she violated me!) Dan exclaimed, pointing at Jasmine as he was still in my arms.

"Jasmine Reed! aller à la principale immédiatement ! lui dire que je vous ai envoyé ! jeune femme , vous ne devriez pas agir comme ça!" (go to the Principal immediately! tell him I sent you! young lady, you should not be acting like this!) Madame tutted at her.

"What does that mean?" Jasmine pouted.
Madame simply sighed and pulled Jasmine along by her ear.

"qui était bizarre," (That was weird) Dan sighed. He unwrapped himself from my arms.

"Oui," (Yes) I responded. He took my hands in his.

"Je suis encore en espérant un jour," (I'm still expecting a date) Dan mumbled before leaning in an brushing his lips to my cheek.
"bye-bye , Phil ! à bientôt!" (Bye-bye, Phil! Talk to you soon!) Dan waved at he walked to his next class, leaving me frozen in the middle of the hallway.

"Au revior," (bye) I whispered, as I turned to shuffle along to Math.

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Anyone want a sequel where the date takes place? Leave a comment if so

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