An Underground Kind of Love

Truly and Geek-fully Yours

Monday, Feb. 22nd, 201X

Dearest Undyne,

Hi, Undyne! I was going to text you back a reply to that adorable letter you sent me, but I, uh, decided to mail you back instead. I'm so old-fashioned... :(
Anyway, I, um, I thought that letter was really sweet of you... like, I mean, you didn't have to write it, but you did!! Um... yeah, I though it was kind of you to put so much effort into such a nice little thing. I know how hard it is for you to sit in one place for too long... heh.
Uh, after reading your letter, I couldn't believe how much I understood you. I don't want to waste a single moment since I'm working on the big upgrade on the CORE, but I can't even concentrate properly because I worry about you.
Sometimes I wonder if you're doing okay back in Waterfall, and it makes me feel ashamed of myself. Like, I know I should be caring about you, but you and I are grown females. I know you can take perfectly good care of yourself, but... Undyne, I wonder if you're still working hard on helping all the monsters out with moving like you said. I wonder if you're still putting lots of effort into teaching our friend Pappy about cooking. I wonder if you're still playing the piano as beautifully as I remember you did. I wonder if you think about me as much as I do.
After reading that letter of yours, I now know that you do all of those things and more. And I feel butterflies in my stomach every time I read it again!! XDDD
So here I am, scribbling away on a torn piece of paper from a notebook of mine with Asgore thinking that I'm jotting down notes for the experiment he and I just conducted, and I hope he doesn't find out that I'm using his precious time to write a lame love note to her girlfriend back home... :') When you read this, I want to make sure that you know that I'm risking my position as Royal Scientist to write you this letter! So you, uh, had better treat it with respect and... whatnot! :S
Lately I've been having a little trouble sleeping... I guess it's because the loneliness is getting to me. I've tried reading some of my old notes on experiments, which happen to be wonderful sleep-aids. My past endeavors seem a little pale compared to what I'm doing now with the king, so I've been through them for a while, and I read them before I go to bed, but it doesn't seem to work! Even back when I worked in the True Lab and you and I didn't know each other so well, you still helped out with a lot of my experiments. The whole point of reading about all my old tests and things was to make myself forget about you so I could concentrate on my work. Unfortunately, I can't seem to get you out of my head, and it's driving me insane... O_O Undyne, please send something back from Waterfall to help me out with my insomnia!!
I still eat lots of instant ramen when I can, but it makes me upset that I can't share a cup of it with you. Remember when we used to just hang out and eat, like, twenty cups of ramen each? And then we would watch reruns of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie... I miss those times too, Undyne. I miss them too. Actually, speaking of Mew Mew, I, uh, recently picked up the latest DVD compilation! I wanted to watch it so badly, but I couldn't bring myself to watch it without you. I don't think it's the same without you.
Undyne, I promise that I will return as soon as I can. The CORE has some issues that Asgore and I weren't anticipating, but I know I can fix it. It'll just take some time, okay? Until then, I'll... um, I guess I'll keep sending you these cheesy letters. They mean a lot to me, and I do hope that they mean as much to you.
Oh, SH--shoot, I mean!! I think Asgore's coming! Goodbye, Undyne, my fish lover, my one and only.

Truly and geek-fully yours,

Alphys