My wedensday night class

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Okay so on Wednesdays ( like today actually) I help teach a small group of preschoolers. And although I love them and they are like basically my children they're ... Something. But I guess I'm kinda gonna do a tag yourself thing/ talk about the students. So buckle in this may be a wild ride.

RUBY: Okay so ruby is really sweet. She hates hand sanitizer and Kennedy. She hates most people except for me and like two other people.

ISAIAH: Has dated every girl in the class except Ruby. She hates him. He also loves John Crna. Believes that my hair is purple because I took a bath in Kool aid.

KATE: Believes she's a vampire. Alissa's girlfriend. Thinks I'm a secret mermaid. Mostly talks about Alissa and vampires. Ruby can actually stand her.

ALISSA. Kate's girlfriend. Likes dresses and monster trucks. Everyone's friend ( including ruby). Calls me 'miss friend'.

KENNEDY: Likes running away and Minnie Mouse. Sings over lesson. wONT SIT DOWN.

LITERAL SATAN: Has actually said that he is more powerful than God. Dumped chocolate milk on his head last week. Growls sometimes. Also ginger.

COLBY: Hates attention. Small. Problematic fave. Always brings chocolate milk. Knocks down other kids block towers. Always shares chocolate milk with satan.

Bye! And as usual have a great day/night/whatever!

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