Let's Meet Percabeth (Percy Jackson Fanfiction)

Vanessa Lucas

CHAPTER CONTAINS SWEAR WORDS BLAH BLAH BLAH. If you're like, nine or something, either don't read or just don't get offended.

Much to my uttermost dismay, the train was late.

Four minutes late, to be precise. Whilst that time may seem minimal, it was four minutes that I could be spending in the presence of Percy Jackson. You would have to be either a guy, a lesbian or crazier than the fucking mad hatter to have even the slightest desire to want to pass up on that opportunity.

Hell, even I, Vanessa Lucas, the girl currently in the steady relationship with her sexy hunk quarterback boyfriend, Damien Miles, found that idea impossible to fathom. Percy Jackson was hot, and I wasn't going to miss my few hours of eye candy. Staring at the stationary Fransisco Lachowski on google images for hours on end whilst my boyfriend was in Hawaii was becoming quite sad. I needed a moving and breathing person to shamelessly gawp at for hours upon end.

But damn, Fransisco was a fine piece of meat. In dating Damien, my one condition was that if I somehow managed to meet Fransisco, he wouldn't get pissed if I cheated on him. He agreed, as long as he held the same rights if he met Megan Fox. I disagreed to his term, but mine was still in place. Girl power!

"Damn," I said, staring out into the distance in anticipation for the two shining headlights of the train to come into view. "Hurry up!"

As if complying to my impatient request, I spotted a small, dark shadow in the distance.

"Yes!" I squealed, followed by a fist pump and my happy dance, that resembled a chick on drugs. I received some 'wtf are you on?' looks, to which I replied with an ever so graceful move I liked to call, 'middle finger boner'. One lady slapped me with her purse at that, messing up my perfectly arranged brunette curls. Grumpy old hag.

When the train pulled into the station, I performed an oh-so-graceful leap onto the train, after which I fell over. I should probably rethink my career as a ninja...

As I lay in an unflattering sprawl along the floor, I heard a small, airy chuckle from beside me. My head whipped around to meet an unfamiliar, calculating, grey gaze. "That was great," the gorgeous blond complimented, sarcastically of course, but still warmly, as if my antics amused her greatly.

"I know," I agreed, unsteadily rising to my feet. "It was, wasn't it?"

She laughed lightly. "Why you leapt onto a train, I'm not quite sure."

"It was fun, until I hit the floor. I swear my leaps are usually better than that!"

"Okay, whatever you say," she replied, but the tone of her voice suggested that she meant anything but 'okay, whatever you say,' a tone I was all too familiar with, having it as my favourite tone.

"If I wasn't heading somewhere in a rush, I would totally prove it to you."

"Where are you going?"

I grinned. "I have to tutor this guy from my school. Well, he already has a tutor, but the school told him that it was necessary, so I'm basically just going to hang out and tell the school I'm tutoring him."

"Huh," the girl said. "Do you like him?"

I scrunched up my eyebrows. "Oh, hell no," I assured her. "I have a boyfriend. He's just hot, so I can just drool over him. But I don't like him like that, he's just my friend."

The blond nodded. "Fair enough."

"What about you?"

She smiled, her features twisting into a love-struck expression. "I'm going to my boyfriend's house."

After that, we spent the remainder of the train ride chatting about everything and anything under the sun. I discovered that her name was Annabeth, she didn't attend school yet was very clever. Of course, she didn't tell me that, but she spoke using words that only an intellectual person would say. She was unnaturally obsessed with books, attended an awesome as hell camp and was totally badass.

She recounted stories about her boyfriend, whom she was clearly head-over-heels in love with. And guess who he was? Percy Jackson himself.

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"Percy!" Annabeth yelled, as she unlocked the door to his apartment with her key.

A loud thump echoed from upstairs, followed by an unfamiliar curse word and then multiple recognisable profanities. "Coming, Wise Girl!"

He barrelled down the stairs and swept Annabeth up into a bear hug, mumbling some endearing words into her ear. Eventually, he extracted himself from Annabeth and grinned at me. "Hey, Vanessa."

I waved a hand in greeting.

Annabeth smiled at Percy lovingly. "You've made a cool friend, Seaweed Brain."

"You've got yourself a cool girlfriend, idiot."

Percy frowned, confusion seeping into his expression. "You two know each other?"

"Met on the way here," I explained.

"She sucked at leaping," Annabeth mused. I shot her a glare of disagreement.

We proceeded to spend the afternoon playing Halo, which Annabeth kicked our asses at. Followed by C.O.D which Annabeth also played like a pro. She even rocked at Mario Kart, which was my game. Oh well, she was just a video game ninja.

Annabeth and Percy had to be one of the cutest couples I'd ever met, despite their love being kind of sickly due to the cheesiness and inescapable acceptance of it. It was obvious that they were going to be together forever, you could tell. Percy was so stupid, whilst Annabeth was a genius. They went together so perfectly.

And when we went to watch a movie, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, I volunteered to make the popcorn.

When a returned with a big steamy bowl of salty goodness, I pretended not to notice the large hickey proudly displayed on the side of Annabeth's neck.

A/N: IM SORRY THAT IT'S BEEN SO LONG! AND THAT THIS CHAPTER DIDNT HAVE MUCH CUTE PERCABETH I WILL WRITE A CHAPTER AS CUTE AS POSSIBLE SOON! If anyone has any ideas that they wish for me to write, DM me and I'll do them!