I waked up in bed with Harry besid me! his massive penis brushed against me as I moved!
Then the most imbarising thing ever hapened, I did the most massive fart ever, and when I looked down to see if I had woken Hazza, I sawed a giant turd lying on Harry's face!
"Oh s**t (litterely)" I said to my self.
I decided the best thing to do was to clean it off before he woke, so I quickly lapped it up with my tounge.
'mmm' I thought to myself.
Harry's face was all clean now and back to its sexy self. He started to stir from his sleep.
"morning butifull" I said to him softly.
"Oh hey babe" he replied in a weary voice, "are you still up for a date later?" he asked me and I replied with a nod.
"Good" he continued "I'll pick you up at 8 from your house if that's ok"
"Anything for you, babe!" I said as a small clump of poo fell from my rear.
"Oh dear" I exclamed
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Going Crazy Crazy Crazy (One Direction)
FanfictionFrancine is in for a wild ride when she meets One Direction back side at a gig!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!1 (Based on true events)
