"Minxie! How are you feeling?!" Caspar greeted as he came into Joe's and I's room.
"I'm feeling fine," I smiled.
I got up and gave him and Oli a hug.
"Are you allowed to get up?!" Caspar asked, "Joe had mentioned you were on bed-rest."
"Yeah, yesterday and the day before that," I nodded, "I'm just still taking it a bit easy."
"That's great! So, are you pregnant then?" Oli asked.
"Hopefully," I laughed lightly.
"Anyway, f.uck you Joe! That mask is my closet almost made me s.hit myself!" Caspar yelled as Joe came in the room.
"You deserved it!" Joe laughed.
"He put a clown mask in my f.uckin' closet, so when I went in there it terrified me!" Caspar explained to me.
"It was the same one we used in the balloon prank that Oli wore!" Joe laughed hysterically.
"Joe!" I laughed.
"Was there a camera in there for the footage?" Oli asked.
"Yeah, a Go-Pro camera," Joe laughed.
"Whatever happened to the shower pr- oh, nevermind," Oli said quickly.
"Shower pranks?" I questioned.
"Don't worry about it," Joe shook his head.
"F.ucking Oli," Caspar shook his head.
"Tell me," I whined jokingly.
"Thanks Oli," Joe groaned, "Caspar was trying to prank me in the shower a long time ago when I lived at the flat with him, but he had to delete them because, well, one, his prank didn't work and I didn't even notice it, and, well secondly, you were in the shower with me and... yeah," Joe said raising his eyebrows to imply that we must have been doing something in the shower, if you know what I mean.
"Seriously?!"
"Don't worry, I deleted it all," Caspar assured me nervously.
"Oh my God!" I laughed.
"S.hit, I thought you were going to be so angry," Joe breathed.
"As long as you deleted it," I shrugged, "Did you watch it though?" I asked nervously.
"Well, obviously not all of it," Caspar laughed, raising his eyebrows.
"We saw enough to know what was going on," Oli laughed.
"You saw it too?! Oh my God!" I laughed.
"It's gone forever though, no worries!" Caspar assured me.
"I guess it was our first sex-tape!" Joe laughed.
"Ew, f.uck off," I laughed, playfully shoving him, "Yeah, that only your best mates saw!"
"Uh, yeah, ew!" Joe laughed.
"Anyway, as long as it's gone, I don't care," I shook my head, "Although it's a bit embarrassing," I laughed.
"Don't worry about it, it was my fault," Caspar shrugged.
I could hear Noah becoming a bit fussy in his room through the baby monitor, so I went to check on him.
"Mama," He whined.
"What's up, baby?" I smiled, lifting him up and out of his cot.
I carried him through into the kitchen and got him a bottle and he happily drank that as I took him back into Joe's and I's room.
"Noah!" Oli said excitedly.
Noah wiggled in my arms, leaning forward for Oli to hold him. As Oli took him from me, I sat back down next to Joe.
"You guys can sit down if you want," I shrugged, moving over on the bed, making room for Caspar and Oli to sit too.
Caspar, being nosy, as he is, jokingly looked through Joe's bedside drawers.
"Chargers, condoms, and pads of paper. You're so boring," Caspar laughed jokingly, "Wait, what the f.uck?!"
"What? S.hit, Caspar stop," Joe yelled.
"What the h.ell are these?!" Caspar laughed, pulling out the handcuffs Joe had bought a while back.
"P.iss off, it was a gag gift," Joe lied.
"Ah, yeah, I'm sure it was!" Oli laughed.
"F.uck off, the both of ya' t.wats," Joe laughed, his face turning a bit red, "And that's enough about our sex life for today."
Caspar, Joe, and Oli all continued joking around as I now entertained Noah on the bed as he laid next to me.
"Yeah, really?" I laughed lightly to Noah as he babbled on for ages to himself.
"He's a talkative one, isn't he?" Oli laughed lightly.
"Yeah, gets it from Joe," I laughed.
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"Joe, I'll be fine, let's go out for a bit," I shook my head.
Joe is worried that something will happen to the hopeful baby if I go out.
Anyway, we loaded the babies in the car and I grabbed the baby bag and shopping bags and popped them in the car.
"Tell me if you get tired and we can come back home," Joe said cautiously.
"Joe! I'll be fine!" I laughed, leaning across the middle console and giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Mama!" Noah whined, not wanting to be buckled up.
"It's okay darling," I said, looking back at Noah.
As we arrived at the shops, Joe put Noah in the baby sling on him and I pushed Noelle in the pushchair.
Before we even had chance to get into the first shop, Joe was recognised by some viewers and stopped to be asked for pictures.
"Dada," Noah fussed, from being in a grumpy mood, as well as having all these strangers fuss over him.
"Shh, it's okay," Joe hummed, before taking the last picture.
We got our way into a store and looked around.
"Mummy!" Noelle squealed.
"Yes?"
I got Noelle out a snack from the baby bag and she ate as we continued wandering around the shops.
"Why are you being so fussy today?" Joe asked Noah.
Noah bounced in the sling, whining and waving his arms and legs around.
"Shh, it's alright," Joe cooed.
"Do you want me to take him?" I offered.
"No, it's okay, he's just grumpy and tired, I think," Joe shrugged.
"Okay," I nodded.
We soon decided to return home to put the kids down for a nap.
"So, when do you take the pregnancy test?" Joe asked.
"I think a week after the transfer, or maybe it was two?" I questioned myself.
"Hm, well whatever, I'm just hoping it takes," Joe hummed.
"Me too," I smiled.
"Nap time, come on," Joe said, carrying Noah to his room.
"You too," I said, holding Noelle's hand as she toddled into her room with me.
Noelle quickly fell asleep, and I laid her in her cot before joining Joe back out in the livingroom.
"I'm still embarrassed that Caspar and Oli found those f.ucking handcuffs," I shook my head.
"Nah, don't worry about it," Joe assured me as I sat next to him, cuddling up with him, on the sofa, "They won't say anything."
My phone buzzed on the coffee table and I reached for it, seeing it was my mum texting me.
"Hi Minx. I was wondering if you'd be up for something? Richard and Cate want us six (R and C, James and I, and you and Joe) to get together for dinner one night to discuss some things about Rory."
"Are you reading this?" I asked Joe.
"Mhm," He hummed, "It's your choice."
"I don't know," I groaned.
"What are you not sure about?" Joe asked.
"I don't want to see Rory at all," I shook my head.
"So, ask your mum if he'll be there."
"Will Rory be there at all?"
"No. Don't worry, it'll be at a restaurant, no Rory," My mum quickly replied.
"Fine, we'll go out for dinner with them all," I groaned quietly.
Joe didn't say anything, just kissed the top of my head as I texted my mum back agreeing and asking for details.
"F.uck, I wish Rory and his whole family would just get out of our lives," I groaned.
"Me too, baby," Joe hummed, "But at least we'll get to hear what they say."
"Yeah, whatever that could be."
I'm kind of annoyed by all of this. I know I didn't have to agree to go out with them, but I'm more curious as to hear what they're doing to 'control' Rory. But I'm still annoyed that, like I said, they can't just leave our lives altogether. I understand Richard and James are business partners, but that doesn't mean it has to overflow into our everyday and private lives. Well, I guess it never did, until their perverted son decided to not take 'no' as an answer.
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a/n: hi! Hope you're all enjoying this! Love you all loads! Thanks for reading! X.
