Yoongi wasn't sure what posessed him into actually giving Jimin his kik username. He didn't even know the kid and even though he was annoying as hell, Yoongi secretly enjoyed all the attention the stranger gave him, but of course he would never actually admit this to Jimin himself... or to anyone for that matter.
It did take some persuation, but eventually he gave in to Jimin's constant nagging. Besides, he rarely used his kik anyways, so he figured it couldn't hurt... right?
Their conversations were usually the same, with Jimin being his cheerful self, occasionally trying to pry all the information he could get out from Yoongi, whilst Yoongi mostly just told him to 'leave me alone' or 'fuck off'. Admittedly, the latter was most commonly used.
Around 6AM Yoongi woke up to his phone beeping and vibrating on the nightstand next to him. He turned around in the comfy bed so he was lying on his stomach, hiding his face in a pillow. He groaned as he flailed his hand out to the side, clumsily trying to find the source of the beeping, eyelids still droopy from the lack of sleep.
He wasn't surprised when he read the small notification. It was Jimin... again. The last two weeks he had been messaging Yoongi constantly, trying his best to be nice and get to know the older boy, without much succes of course.
jimchim: good morningg sunshine!!! (*^▽^*)
jimchim: how are you doing on this fine day??
SUGAFREE: fuck off im tryna sleep
jimchim: rude
jimchim: can i ask you a question
SUGAFREE: no
jimchim: :((
jimchim: how old are u
SUGAFREE: older than you
jimchim: ...you don't even know how old i am
SUGAFREE: 12
jimchim: I AM NOT 12
jimchim: in fact
jimchim: im legal ;))
SUGAFREE: what the fuck dude
jimchim: no but
jimchim: im 20 rlly
SUGAFREE: u look like a fetus lmao
jimchim: shut up im an adult :((
SUGAFREE: barely
jimchim: i bet YOU are 12 tho
SUGAFREE: nah m8
SUGAFREE: im still older than you
jimchim: shit
jimchim: please tell me your age
jimchim: its important
SUGAFREE: why
jimchim: because
jimchim: you might be a 60 year old man
SUGAFREE: im not
SUGAFREE: but then again that could be a lie
SUGAFREE: so really it doesnt matter what i say
jimchim: :(((((((((((((((((((((
SUGAFREE: >:)))))))))
jimchim: well.... you could always send me a selfie.......
SUGAFREE: nice try loverboi
jimchim: please? :((
jimchim: ...
jimchim: ...hello?
jimchim: dont ignore me
jimchim: and send me a photo
jimchim: i want to see ur face
jimchim: pls
jimchim: pleaseeeeeeee
jimchim: i want to know what you look like
jimchim: ajusshi please
jimchim: can i call you hyung btw??
jimchim: HYUNG PLEASE
Goddamn, why was this kid so annoying? The constant beeping of his phone was making Yoongi go crazy. Why was this dumb kid disrupting his precious sleep when he so desperately needed it?
Yoongi grabbed his phone, typing out a few angry replies before throwing the device to the end of his bed and closing his eyes, trying to fall asleep once more.
SUGAFREE: STOP
SUGAFREE: LET ME SLEEP
SUGAFREE: JESUS FUCKING CHRIS T
SUGAFREE: aND NO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME
SUGAFREE: DONT CALL ME HYUNG
jimchim: ajusshi :'(
jimchim: u r breaking my heart </3
jimchim: wait, youre still sleeping?
jimchim: its 6AM get up you lazy ass
jimchim: don't you have work to do sumthing
jimchim: ajusshi wake up!!!!!
Shit. Yoongi totally forgot it was Friday today.
SUGAFREE: fuck
SUGAFREE: shit i have to get up
jimchim: ur welcome xoxoxoxo
SUGAFREE: shut up i hav ot get ready fCUK
jimchim: but thanks to me ur not gonna be late
jimchim: or at least not AS late
jimchim: u should thank me
SUGAFREE: stop talkin g tome i m tryignf to put m panys onf
jimchim: sorry what???
SUGAFREE: bye
SUGAFREE is offline!
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A/N: sorry for the uncreative usernames i'm lazy
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Cat Puns // YoonMin
Fanfiction"How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up." In which Jimin accidentally texts the wrong number. -- T/W: strong language and lots of fluff
