Phat Is Me Honey (Complete and Slowly being edited)

Phat Is Me Honey Chapter 8 (urban)

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"wake up Nana." A voice said.

I groaned, "5 more minute please." I put my head under the pillow.

"ill get her up Ms..." Jayceon voice trialed off.

"Call me Mama April."

"ok." He said.

"you got 5 minutes to bring yo ass down stairs Nana, and I aint playing." She walked out of the room. I got more comfy.

"get yo ass up." Jayceon growled.

I moved the pillow and looked at him, "you aint running shit over here." I snapped at him. I slowly turned away from him and fluffed my pillow.

Jayceon POV

I pulled the covers off Beautiful and smacked the shit out of her ass.

"Bitch" she yelled.

"Naw never dat ma. Now get yo ass up before I do it again." she glared at me. "ion care bout you glarin and shit." She slowly got up and walked to the door. I was right behind her. "that's what I thought."

She mumbled to herself. " what was that ma, speak louder." I said walking down the last step.

She sighed, "I aint say nothing."

I pulled he closer. "Yea whatever, you aint gone be done all that mumbling and talkin shit when I start waxing that ass." She rolled her eyes and smirked.

When we walked into the dining room there was a brown skin lady she looked just like Beautiful. She had the same hazel eyes and thick hips. There was as man standing next to her. He's brown skin with a curved part on the side of his head. Head a mustache and a low cut beard.

The lady smiled at us. "hey Beautiful." She spoke.

"hi mother." She said with no emotion.

"who's this young man with you?" she asked.

"I'm Jayceon."

Beautiful mother extended her hand for me to shake. "I'm Heaven, and this is Zuri my fiancé."

Beautiful POV

This just cant get any better, she just said shes getting married. I'm just gaining parents left and right huh.

I just shook my head and went to the table and sat down. Everybody was just looking in shook. See my mother's not the settle down type. Shes more of the hoe around type, the you better keep your man close cuz he might become her thing on the side type. You know how Trey Songz goes by Mr. Still Your Girl, she the female version of him. Mrs. Still Your Man her self trying to change her ways. I know it bed for me to be thinking theses things but I only speak the truth.

Everybody sat down at the table, Mama April at the head of the table and Zuri at the other end and my mother next to him. Kim and Lyfe sat across from Jayceon and I.

Kim kept glaring at me. "Problem?" I snapped.

She smirked, "naw but we can solve it if you got one."

"I'm just saying feelin frogy--"

Lyfe cut me off. "Both of yall cut that shit out now. Yall to old for that shit." Lyfe growled. He looked at Mama April, "I'm sorry." She just nodded her head.

"everybody grab hands and close your eyes so we can pray of this food and eat." She said.

"Our Father, which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, The power, and the glory, Forever and ever. Lord pleas heal broken hearts that's maybe in this room and show them that pain don't last always. We also ask that you bring family members back together so there maybe peace. In Jesus name I pray. Amen."