Playful Luves (Lobama fanfic)

Chapter 5th Harmony (not related to anything)

???? POV

I watched that whole ordeal do down. But my beautiful girlfriend Felicia was whining because I haven't given her the black tar heroine she had ordered 69 years ago. Let's just say I'm a shitty drug dealer. Watching Luke and Yandere converse made my blood boil. How dare she take away my one and only ex-boyfriend?!?!?!??!!! Yeah all those songs about breaking up were just fucking terrible ass lies that management made me make because if I don't I'd instantly die. Well apparently I don't know, yet. My next album is all about doing drugs, smoking, and drinking is actually incredible for your health! I realize I had been zoned out for awhile so I look at the time HOLY SHIT IT IS 5:38 WHICH MEANS 17-38 EH IM LIEK EH WATS UP HELLO ITS ME I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE COULD HAVE PIZZA. Sorry about that but I'm a bit crazy. But I will have Luke. And nothing will stop me, well maybe Obama, but I've hired somebody for that. Let's just hope that I Trump over my opponents. Mwahahaha.........

Ps... Fuck you