OHSHC x reader

Dogs and piglets, what the beep?

"Hey haruhi, I'm gonna help you pay off the debt." Haruhi just nodded. She knew she couldn't argue because I'm just too stubborn.

"Dogs, go out and get some things, will ya?" Blondie yelled. Ughh, how obnoxious. I guess he heard me because he suddenly went into his emo corner.

Timeskip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"oh look, thank you piglets." The idiot sayed right as we came in. He suddenly inspected the instant coffee, as if he's never seen it before. I couldn't tell if it was an act, or if he was truly curious. How annoying.

Then a twin popped up,"hey koaru." I only used his real name because I wanted to show him that I know which twin is which.

"How did you know? Oh right, our hair is parted different ways."

"If you want people to notice the difference between you two, why do you keep up making excuses?

He just became silent after that. Then I notice everyone was pretty much clapping for blondie's bravery of drinking the coffee. And then he made some remarks about feeding a girl the coffee with a kiss.

"What a pervert."I muttered, not expecting anyone to listen.

"Actually, he's the most popular 'pervert', he gains about 70 percent of our costumers." Glasses said while looking at his deathnote. Aghh, he's another Kira (sorry if you've never watched deathnote).

(sorry if I'm messing up the order of events that are happening)
I started to space out while honey gave me some cake to eat, how adorable. Until...

"Tamaki, look at this."

"Twins get him clothes, blah blah blah. Honey, eat cake."

While he was depressed I ate cake with him. But we were interrupted. Hikaru came up and took off my glasses and hoodie. Nooo!!!!!!

Then he made a big scene.

And everybody looked this way.

And they all jawdropped, except for kyoya and mori, they only slightly parted their mouths. Almost all of them were blushing, what was wrong with them. Since hikaru was the closest, I put my hand against his forehead.

"Do you have a fever or something?" He then blushed even harder. Seriously, what was wrong with them. Blondie broke the silence by hugging me and saying I was so cute. AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! My reactions kicked in and I flipped him. Ooops.

The idiot was now in his emo corner. And as that happened, I saw two lightbulbs flicker towards the direction of the twins. Maybe it was because they wanted to change haruhi... perverts.