Okay so I went into my kitchen to find something to eat and there was a plate of cookies on the table and I was like "I'm gonna go eat some chocolate chip cookies and ya know...happiness" but I took a bite of one AND IT WAS RAISIN! WHO EVEN EATS RAISIN COOKIES?! I swear they are sent directly from Satan to trick poor minds into believing they are chocolate chip cookies! This is why I have trust issues!!! Anyway I'm gonna go eat some pizza rolls and rethink life because apparently my life is a lie!! A world where raisins look like chocolate chips is not a world that I can live in!! #fuckraisins
