Jayfeather: Guess what? Me and Stickfeather are having kits!
Brambleclaw: Yay?
Jayfeather: Oh think of how beautiful they would look, half stick, half cat!
AWKWARD SILENCE
Brambleclaw: *mumbles* Mwa ha ha >:3 *goes to steal Stick* *I mean Stickfeather*
Jayfeather: Passcode please.
Brambleclaw: Uhhh...
Jayfeather: How do you know? Let's him come into den
Brambleclaw: *steals Stickfeather and runs off*
Jayfeather: Who am I kidding, getting married to a stick? Having kits? Who am I kidding?
Brambleclaw: *walks back into den* Uhh...
Jayfeather: Yes?
Brambleclaw: Stickfeather?
Jayfeather: Hm. Who's that?
Brambleclaw: Uhh... Your mate?
Jayfeather: What mate, my mate is Half Moon
Brambleclaw: *confused* Who's that?
Jayfeather: Exactly. *kicks Brambleclaw out*
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50 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Jayfeather's Den
Humor|* Hit #687 in Humor*| |*Top Jayfeather Stories' Award by Wattpad*| |* '#3 Top Brambleclaw Stories' Award by Wattpad*| Brambleclaw and Jayfeather portrayed in this comedy/script spoof DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDDOS HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS TO DO...
