Quick witty author's notes can often be entertaining and a good way to communicate between author and reader but when people ramble on about there life and how their boyfriend's, dad's, uncle's, girlfriend's, sister's cat lost it's job at the food tasting factory, and I'm just being honest here, NOBODY CARES. People come on this site to read strange stories about their idols not to learn all about you. I don't care if you are Wattpad famous with twenty billion views because if you write a good story I will enjoy and probably favourite it. This isn't an advice website where strangers help you find your way in life it's literally a crazy online book shop full of stories to keep people occupied when they are supposed to be studying. Oops.
Examples:
A/N: Hey guys so what do you think is going to happen to Kellin? Let me know in the comments. XD
A/N: Hey my little readers I hope you are liking my amaze story about Kell and Vik. These guys meen alot to me and hlped me when times got rough. My goldfish died last year and I havent bean able too get over it so I turned to Kelly and Vik from Pierce the Sirens. I just lve them sooo much I mean wow they are sooo good at drumming and the tambourine! I didn't want to update tonight because I saw a fish in the pond and then my bro had fish 4 T and he nows I h8 it. Comp tym! If u commnt, vote and share all my chapters and then I will go on ur page and if I lyk ur 25th sentence on ur 23rd chap I will tell u how I mak my fabbby cvers!
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The Fault in Our Fanfiction
RandomBasically I've read a lot of fanfics and I like to complain so my friend suggested that we write a book... complaining about fanfiction.