Chimichangas vs Tacos [zouis/zarry]

Chapter 1

The wind was billowing hard against Harry's face. He felt like shit. Being a villain really sucked the life out of you and even more so, when you did it for all the right reasons. Harry was really fucking scared of what he had become throughout the years. He wasn't made for any of this, but he had his reasons; reasons that he'd rather not disclose. He's hated himself ever since the day that he was stuck in that vat of that liquid gold and suddenly, he was no more Harry, even if he preferred to be called that rather than his super villain name, Dr. Midas. His name had nothing to do with his powers and he certainly had no PhD, but that was besides the point.

On the other side of New York laid Deadpool, or Louis rather who was having a bad day. Louis had always tried to find light in the worst of situations, turning his cancer into a joke and so on and so forth. He had his serious days, but they weren't very often. Today was just one of those days where Liam, or his alias Cable, had pointed out that Louis wasn't nearly as appealing as he used to be with the scarred face and lack of hair. As Louis looked into his rusty bathroom mirror, he couldn't help but sigh. He hated what they had done to him; them being the same organization that created Wolverine. Louis certainly was no longer human. He went from living on the brink of death to being nearly impossible to kill.

Liam wasn't the most sugarcoated person, meaning that he usually ended up hurting people's feelings without actually meaning to. He couldn't help it, however. It was probably because he had never really been able to bite his tongue or worry about what his words did to people. That was the downfall to him and it was really fucking scary, but it was as he had always been.

Zayn and Niall, however, were mortals; geeks in their own right. They spent most of their Friday nights at one another's house and had Iron Man movie marathons and played with their "action figures", even if they were grown men. It was scary. Trisha and Maura worried about their boys. Sometimes they questioned whether the boys were childish or actually children in their mindsets. Both boys had been the best of friends ever since Zayn rescued Niall from a bully in middle school. They did everything together, including coming out to their mothers together. At first, Trisha and Maura thought that the boys were in a relationship. The thought disappeared after Trisha asked Zayn and he called Niall his brother. They were mortals who had a major obsession with the biggest superheroes in New York. Niall had a obsession with Cable and it never really had to do with his abilities. Niall was sure he was infatuated because Cable seemed like the kind of guy to get judged for everything he can do and Niall just wanted to treat him like a normal guy. Zayn, on the other hand, had two favorites; first being super villain Dr. Midas. He liked to wonder about what his secrets were and what made him become a villain. Zayn also had a certain dedication for Deadpool. He liked his story and his mask made him mysterious and if there was anything that Zayn loved in a man, it was when he was mysterious.

In the heat of it all, all five boys were in a whirlwind of drama, powers, romance, and a lot of corny and pervy jokes, but with someone like Louis to guide their lives, it was a given that there would be plenty of odd and crude jokes.