Chapter 9

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After at least 10 hours of gaming. It reminded me of the first night I was here and I said this out loud, "EVERYTHING COMES NATURALLY! IT COMES NATURALLY!"

*awkward silence*

We all burst out laughing. I spot something under the staircase.

Me: Hey guys. *grabs the black and red object* Look at this!

They rush over after pausing the game and stare at it.

Jeff: Oooh! What's this button do?

Hoody: JEFF! WAIT!

Jeff: *presses an orange button*

Nothing happens.

Masky: Well it looks like--

HUGE EXPLOSION!

Slendy: *upstairs screams like a girl*

Jeff: Did you guys hear that? Hahaha! *covers his mouth realizing his high voice*

Masky: Hahhahaha! *covers his mouth*

Hoody: *looks at himself in a mirror* IM A GIRL!

They all scream and I sit up.

Me: Holy fuck.. What was tha--- *realizes I'm a boy* Fuck.

Slendy: *comes down the stairs* WHAT HAPPENED?!

Jeff: Damn. *covers mouth*

Me: *taller than Slendy* I FUCKING HATE BEING TALL!

Everyone is so small and adorable.

Me: Awww! You guys are so small and cute!

Jeff: SHUT UP!

Hoody: Being a girl with.. With..

Jeff: Boobies.

Masky: OMG SHUT UP JEFF!

Me: And having.. A..

Slendy: DON'T SAY IT!

Me: It's feels so awkward..

Hoody: I know the feeling..

Masky: *goes and grabs the small object* Hey Slendy.. What's this?

Me: *staring at Slendy*

Slendy: It's a gender bender.

Jeff: It just has to fucking rhyme.. Whoa. Swearing as a girl feels so cool. Fuck. Mother fucker. YOU LITTLE SHIT! *looks at me*

Slendy: Why are you staring at me Angel!

Me: You have hair..

Slendy: I do..

Jeff: Hehe.. *presses the orange button again*

HUGE EXPLOSION.. AGAIN.

Me: *sits up* YAAY! IM TINY AGAIN!

Jeff: I miss swearing in a girls voice..

Masky: I think I liked being a girl better..

Hoody: *looks in the mirror* IM A BOY AGAIN!

Slendy: *grabs the gender bender* DO NOT TOUCH THIS AGAIN!

Me: Sorry..

Slendy: YOU FOUND THIS?!

Me: *hides part of my face with my oversized sleeves* Please don't yell at me..

Slendy: Ugh.. I'm going to go and dispose of this PROPERLY Do NOT touch anything else.

Me: *backs up* Okay.

Masky: Thats so cute.

Me: *blushes and hides my face*

Slendy: I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Hoody: Okay.

Slendy leaves and we sit down on the floor again.

Jeff: Wow.. He's angry.

Me: I hate when he's really angry.

Hoody: You've got him that mad before.. Right?

Me: Yeah. This is the 3rd time.

Jeff: THIRD?!

Me: Yeah.

Masky: She's the only one that can piss him off that bad.

Jeff: We'll see about that.

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