Lakitu: Welcome back to Total Drama Mushroom Island! Last time, on part 1, Bowser got a little intense... and Mario apologized for his ways! On part 2, The challenge was an eating contest! Both Daisy and Toadette were SUPER annoying, but in the end, Toadette was eliminated for being slightly more annoying! What will happen this time on Total Drama Mushroom Island?
(7am, in the Screaming Shells Boy Cabin...)
Blooper: Bloopy!
Shy Guy: Well, good morning Blooper!
Blooper: Bloo.
Dry Bones: What is he saying?
Shy Guy: I dunno. Let's ask Rosa-
Daisy: Daisy!
Fly Guy: How did you get in here?
Daisy: How did I not?
Luigi: The door IS unlocked.
Daisy: Exactly! Did you know Toadette was eliminated? Now I'm happy!
Fly Guy: We did, Daisy. TOADETTE WAS ON OUR TEAM!!!
Daisy: OOOO RIGHT...
Shy Guy: *whispers to Luigi* You like her?
Luigi: *whispers back* Yes. There are some other qualities I like about her.
Shy Guy: Oh.
(At the Killer Mushrooms...)
Bowser: Hey Mario, you're an idiot! *flicks him*
Mario: *sigh*
Bowser: *flick*
Mario: *sigh*
Bowser: *flick*
Mario: *sigh*
Yoshi: Bowser, quit it! He's going through some tough times! Just leave him alone!
Bowser: Well, Dino-Brain, let me inform you that he's my enemy, and it's good to see myself flick him.
Yoshi: It's because you're so egotistical.
Bowser: What are you implying?
Yoshi: I'm implying that MAYBE you should care about OTHERS a lot more, and not just YOURSELF. I can see you getting kicked off in at least two more episodes.
Bowser: As if. Wanna bet?
Yoshi: What? No!
Bowser: Ah well.
Goomba: You guys are acting like children.
Yoshi and Bowser: What?
Goomba: It also includes Mario.
Mario: Huh?
Goomba: Get over yourself, you stupid plumber!
(In the Killer Mushrooms Girl Cabin...)
Peach: I just realized, nobody else is here.
Bob-Omb: *knocks- kicks- at the door* May I come in?
Peach: Sure!
Bob-Omb: What's up?
Peach: Oh, relationship problems.
Bob-Omb: Wait, you aren't thinking of marrying BOWSER, are you???
Peach: Oh, never! I just think Mario's taking the game to seriously.
Bob-Omb: If you look at him now, you'll see that you're wrong.
Peach: What are you talking about?
Bob-Omb: *leads Peach to the window* This.
Peach: Oh my.
Lakitu: *over loud speaker* COME TO THE MESS HALL FOR BREAKFAST- ER, YOU'RE ONLY MEAL OF THE DAY!!!
(At the Mess Hall...)
Boo (thinking): Should I forgive Dry Bones? Is it something I will regret? Ugh, Why has he been on my mind so often?
Dry Bones: Hi Boo!
Boo: Hi!
Dry Bones (thinking): Boo happy? WITH ME!? This has to be a dream!
Rosalina: What is today's challenge?
Blue: It's a-
Lakitu: NO!!! Wait 'till I say it's the challenge!
Luigi: Hey Daisy, What kind of books do you like to read?
Daisy: I like to read on Wattpad!
Luigi: Wattpad? That sight that allows people to publish books?
Daisy: Yep!
Luigi: Oh, then you should check out TDCodyFan's books! They're amazing!
Daisy: Nah, I like FSL090702's books!
Shy Guy: I hate to interrupt, but I'd say Td2008's books are the best!
Rosalina: No no no. I like xThatPerfectFangirlx's books! They are really nice!
Blooper: Bloopy bloop bloo bloo donalblooper's bloop!
Fly Guy: I think they're all great!
Everyone: Yeah!
Lakitu: Ok, we're going to introduce the challenge now! Since you guys are talking about something irrelevant.
Everyone: *stares*
Red: Anyways, since I'm the smartest one, I'll introduce this challenge! You will have 30 minutes to answer all the questions on this double-digit multiplication/division test!*hands out papers* READY, SET, GO!!!
(After 30 minutes are up...)
Red: Alright, time to announce the scores! With 0/10... Bob-Omb and Goomba!
Goomba: Obviously! We can't write! Even though we can play video games...
Red: With 3/10... Daisy!
Daisy: Woohoo!
Red: With 4/10... Blooper and Dry Bones!
Blooper: *sniff*
Dry Bones: Dang it!
Red: With 5/10... Mario, Yoshi and Bowser!
Bowser: Tied with him?
Mario: Good enough.
Yoshi: Ugh!
Red: With 6/10... Shy Guy and Fly Guy!
Shy Guy: OMG we got the same score!
Fly Guy: Yay!
Red: With 7/10... Luigi!
Luigi: Yes!
Red: With 9/10... Peach and Boo!
Peach: Ok, not too bad.
Boo: Wow, really?
Red: That means, with 10/10, perfect score, our winner is... Rosalina! Congrats!
Rosalina: Yay, I won!
Lakitu: There is no voting!
Everyone: *gasps*
Lakitu: Because... the ones with the lowest score on each team is eliminated!
Goomba: But Bob-Omb and I tied!
Bob-Omb: Yeah!
Lakitu: Alright, run to the pole and back. 3, 2, 1, GO!!!
Bob-Omb: Yay, I won! NOOO GOOMBA!!!
Goomba: Meh. This show was terrible anyways.
Rosalina: What about my immunity?
Lakitu: It's for tomorrow!
Rosalina: That means...
Mario: THE MERGE!!!
Daisy and Goomba: NO!!!
Luigi: Wait, Daisy, I LOVE YOU!!!
Daisy: I love you too!
Yellow: Bye!
Daisy and Goomba: *get fired away* AAAAAAAAH!!!!
Lakitu: That all happened quickly! Tune in next time for more TOTAL DRAMA MUSHROOM ISLAND!!!
Green: Wait! Paper's made from trees!!! GAH!!!
Blue: Chill man.
Author's Note:
Hope you liked it! Sorry for all those Daisy fans! He he. And you guys probably wanted Goomba to come ahead of Mario! XD Not today!
~@donalblooper~