Oi love I'm Now 15 sun cycles old Its crazy I've been living like a king with Slit and Nuxxy by me side. We're like the three musketeers. They're like Family to me and I wouldn't trade em' for the world. Today Slit's lettin me try lancing. I stood on the Lancer's perch at the front of Nux's car. It was great feeling the wind flow on my messy dirty blonde hair. "Alright Kelika just throw it as far as you can. Do sumffin' cool too." Slit yelled. I nodded and grabbed the top of the lancer's perch and jumped to the top bar wrapping my legs around it and threw the stick as far as I could. I hung upside down looking at Slit and Nux for approval. Slit held his fist up and cheered. Nux just stared at me before looking at the canyon wall we were about to hit. He jerked the wheel to the left avoiding the wall. I screamed and Nux stopped the car. "Are you okay Kelika?" He yelled. I panted climbing off the Lancer's perch. "Yeah Nuxxy I'm fine. Don't worry are you okay?" I asked walking over to the cab of the car. Slit crawled to Nux and whispered something. They looked at each other and then me with big jackassy grins. "What?" I asked kinda scared. "Let's go fight some buzzaads." Nux cheered. I climbed in the cab and sat on the cushion over the gas tank. Nux revved the engine and I done the signature war cry and Nux drove off. We drove for a bit until we saw one of their spiked cars. "Alright Kelika show us whatcha got." Slit ordered. I climbed out of the sunroof and grabbed a Thunder stick. I walked to the lancer's perch. The men in the other car looked at me. I pulled down my shorts flashing my pale ass at em' ."COME AND GET IT YA UGLIES!!!" I yelled. Slit laughed and I could have sworn Nux was turning red under that warpaint. The Buzzards started driving at us and I held up the Thunder stick and threw it at them hitting the passenger. "Clika naqua!!!" The driver yelled. Another man jumped out and ran onto the hood of Nux's car and picked me by my throat. I clawed at his hands and grabbed my machete and stabbed him in the throat. "Mhegggg ." I shouted kicking his lifeless body off the car. Suddenly I was thrown off the car as Nux crashed into the other and lights out. When I woke up I was a few feet from the car. Smoke was coming up and Slit was walking back mumbling something. I got up and tried to run but I yelped when I saw the cut that led from my thigh to the top of my hip and another across my face. I yelled for Slit and he turned and looked at me. "Can you stand?" He yelled. "Yes." I yelled back. He nodded and kept walking to the car. I got up and tried to run up to him. He scoffed and picked me up. We got to the car and Nux was laying with his head on the wheel and his goggles full of blood. " Can't... See" he mumbled.
Slit put me down and I tried to pull the door off. "Nux don't worry I'm gonna get ya out." I said tears forming in my eyes. "Keki I can't see." He said. Slit helped me pull the door off and I grabbed Nux and dragged him out of the car. I pulled his goggles off and he had a cut along His face and his eyes were closed. Slit threw his arm over his shoulder and carried him to a spot a bit away from the car. He sat him on the ground and I Held his head in my lap wiping the blood off his face. "I'm useless I'll never get to Valhalla now." He yelled. I rubbed my thumb along His cheek trying to calm him down. "Slit quit patronizing me" he yelled grabbing my hand and pinning me to the ground. "I ain't Slit you smeg." I said wiggling my arms trying to get out of his grip. "I can see again!!" He cheered opening his eyes. "Oh Keki I'm sorry." He said sitting up. I pushed him off and held him to the ground. "Accusing is a punishable crime." I laughed my face about an inch from his. "Kelika what are you doing?" He asked nervous. "Just thinking about what kind of punishment I'm gonna give ya." I said resting my forehead on his. "You two quit being all smushy and shit and let's get back to the citadel. You can rutt later." Slit scoffed. I jumped off of Nux and my face heated up. "Shut up Slit." We yelled. I helped Nux to his feet but I almost cried putting weight on my leg. "Kelika Are you alright?" Nux asked grabbing my arm. "Its nothing really justa scratch." I smiled. He looked down at the cut on my side. "That is Not justa scratch." He knelled down looking at it. "I'll Be Fine." I gritted my teeth as I pushed him into the sand and wobbled to catch up with Slit. "Smeg." Nux said jogging up to us. "What did you just call me you Shlanger Guzzla." "Smeg!" He said crossing his arms over his chest. "And I ain't no Shlanger Guzzla." He pouted. "Oh that's right you take it in the tail pipe." I teased. He charged at me and picked me up like a damn princess. "Take it back." He demanded. "Make me." I smirked. "That a challenge?" He asked. "Bet your white ass it is." I said holding onto his neck. "Nerve? Loser has to take what ever they said back and do the winners chores for a whole week." He bargained. "Deal." I said nuzzling my head into his shoulder.
