Mom: help!!!!!! serial killer in my house!!!!!!!!
(Cops arive)
Cops: police! Open up!
(30 seconds later)
Mom: ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Help!!!!
CRASH!!!!! BANG!!!!!
(Cops barge in and see mom against the wall)
Cops: M'AM! WHERE IS-
(hear crunching from the kitchen)
( cops get in position and walk into the kitchen)..........
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
CRASH !
(A bowl broke)
Cops: POLICE PUT YOUR HAN- what!!!!!!??????
(I was holding the bigest nife I could find and all the cerial that was in the bowl was crushed and the bowl was completely broken)
Me: (burst out laughing) you- *huff* fell for- *huff, laugh* THAT!?!?!?!??!!? ( burst out laughing again)
SMILE!!!!!
