Skele-bros : A Two For One Deal [ sansxreader And papyrusxreader] UNDERREVISION

A Place To Stay [10/27]

Zarieh P.O.V.

Damn why does this skeleton have to be so cute!?!? I was pissed, especially since he doesn't remember me. But who would? I'm insignificant. Plus I changed my name and only Vilu knows my real name, Y/n. Well he knew my name too but he was....... Gone. Violetta obviously knows I like Sans, but if she told Alphys I'll kill her. She made me teleport with Sans. Of course. She knows we have to touch in order to teleport. "Tsk" I accidentally said out loud as we were mid teleport. Once we stopped warping I let go of him and he asked, "what's wrong, and don't go fibul-yin' to me" I chuckled. "Nothing," I replied. "It's just that Violetta knows that I li-" I paused to think. He chuckled and said, "knows that youuuuu...?" I blushed a little and quickly said," knows that I know your birthday and is teasing me for it. But I just met you so I don't know what to get you." I shrugged. Where is Alphys and Vilu? "Where are they" Sans said. "Well look at my wrist, I don't have a watch so I don't know the time," I stated sarcastically, trying to break the awkward silence. He chuckled. That's a nice laugh. "BY JOE I THINK IVE GOT IT!" I punched my fist into my palm, knowing what to get Sans. He backed up a bit," what......................
.....EXACTLY......do you, 'got'?" I just shrugged, leaving it for a surprise. I heard a car pull up. "Quick, where's your house?" He pointed. I grabbed him by the wrist and ran as fast as I could, knowing the drug Vilu gave me probably wore off. "Open the door." He did as told. I ran up the stairs with him and ran into a bedroom. I shoved him in a closet and shushed him. Then I ran to the other side of the room and waited for our two friends to walk in. "Guys? We're here. " I heard Vilu whisper a, "guess they really hit it off." I smirked and yelled," SANS WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!?" He looked over at me and smirked, getting the plan. "OH, NOTHING. JUST, 'GETTING TO KNOW ALL OF YOU." I snickered. Then Vilu and Alph ran in shouting,"THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT!!!" They saw us on opposite side of the room snickering and frowned. "This" Vilu started, letting Alphys finish, "was planned, wasn't it?" We nodded and ran out the room like little children laughing the whole way.
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After Vilu and Alphys finally calmed down I asked, "why can't I curse in front of your brother again? I thought he was turning 15." Sans frowned, "well yeah but I don't want him saying things like-" "things like what? FUCK? SHIT? BITCH?" He nodded. I smirked, "I'll be sure to give him a real FUCKING nice hug. That SHIT will be the best, brought to you by this BITCH right here." He frowned. I giggled. Revenge. I sighed, "feed me Comic, before I swear." He jumped up almost immediately, cracking me up. He opened the fridge and said, "none of this is edible, guess you'll starve." He sat back down with a smirk and mumbled, bitch. "HEY NO CURSING!" I shouted in mockery of him. He turned to me. That's when we both realized how close we were. I was wide eyed. He.... Well he was blue. I looked over at Vilu. She smiled and said, you like him, in our secret language. I blushed, asked for the bathroom and made a quick get away. Once I was in the bathroom I washed my face. Sans always was a real charmer. He told me himself. Man I miss miSter. I looked in the mirror, hoping all the blush was gone. I went to open the door and as I walked out I didn't notice Sans right there about to knock to we crashed, making us almost kiss, with me on top. I heard Vilu snicker and take a picture. "VILU IM GOING TO KILL YOU" I got up and quickly apologized to Sans and told him to get Alphys, knowing she was some part of this plan, before running after Violetta. I caught her and sat her down on the couch, taking her phone. I turned and Sans gave me Alphys's phone. I quickly deleted everything, but not before sending it to myself. I frowned. "You sent it to your phone, didn't you." Violetta asked me in our secret language. I blushed again, "why would I do that? I want to get rid of them, not keep them." She smirked, "then let me check your phone then." Sans asked, "check for what?" Vilu smirked again, "Yeah Rieh, what am I checking for?" I grumbled and pretended to open my photos, but I was really locking the pictures so she couldn't see them. I gave the phone to her and said, "she wants to check if I saved the pictures, which is absurd." I sat on the couch, grumbling bitch. Sans snickered at my discomfort. Unfortunately, the only spot on the couch was next to him. Violetta took this as a teasing opportunity and pushed me into him, just as the door opened. "HELLO DEAR BROTHER. IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS. WHO IS PARKED IN THE DR-" he looked over to me and Sans in the awkward position. Violetta snickered before looking at Papyrus. 'He- he's,......' "He's revenge" I said, rubbing my hands together. "Oh no, you better not do what I think your doing," Sans starts. "Doing what? Saying F-" he slapped his hand over my mouth, shaking his head. I licked his hand ( bones? ) and went over to Papyrus before he could grab me. "Ok Papyrus, repeat after me." "SANS IS IT OK TO REPEAT WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS-" "WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD UP I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND WE JUST MET YESTERDAY THATS A LITTLE FAST DONT YOU THINK??" I looked over to Sans. He was hiding in his jacket. Nice. I took a deep breath, "Papyrus, I'm not Mr. Comic Punny's girlfriend. Just repeat after me. Violetta," I said, pointing to Vilu,
"VIOLETTA"
"Is my"
"IS MY"
"b-I-t-c-h"
"B-I-T-C-H"
I looked over at Sans. He was soooo mad. Vilu was of course blushing her head off. "SANS, WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?" "Paps, she spelled it wrong. It's P-E-A-C-H" "BUT THIS VIOLETTA PERSON IS NOT A PEACH! SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A CHERRY." Vilu screamed. I said, "No Sans I'm pretty sure it's, B-I- " before I could finish he walked outside and surrounded me in his magic and dragged me outside. Once we got out there he slammed the door and slapped me. I saw this coming so just to mess with him I smirked. His eye started to glow, "I SAID NO SWEARING IN FRONT OF PAPYRUS. IF YOU KEEP DOING THINGS LIKE THAT I WONT LET YOU STAY." I put my hands on my hips, "take care of Violetta, ok?" And with that I ran. I ran and ran and ran. I don't know why, but I knew this was for the best. Vilu will be fine and Sans, Sans acts just like HIM. How am I supposed to deal with that? 'You can't you dingus.' I mentally scold myself for not getting anything but my phone and money. I finally found a restaurant and ran inside. "Can I hide in here? At least for a couple of hours? And if someone comes in looking for someone named 'Zarieh' tell them I'm not here. Please?" The flaming monster nodded and brought me to the kitchen. A couple minutes later he came with a burger, fries and a chocolate milkshake. I smiled, almost crying at the fact that someone else cares about me. "Thank you. How much do you want?" The monster just shakes his head. That...... That's what made me cry. When I left I would leave some money. Maybe I could even get a job. Who knows? A job could be good. I could support Vilu in secret. That way she won't worry. I won't have to come home but....... crap! I left....................the vials.
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