Adopted by One Direction (random version)

Befriending the boob killer

I was riding freely on the back of the boob killer smacking my feet into her sides so that she would go faster. but she just stood there still.

"What's your name little boob killer?" I asked the girl as she took her gun and started shooting again.

"Cassidy. Cassidy the boob killer!" she said in a dramatic way

We talked for a while and became friends

Cassidy has light brown curly hair. and eyes that are a color.(sorry Cassidy I suck at explaining what you look like).

We then decided to steal an awesome pikachu car that was in the middle of the street.

We snuck up on the car, broke in through the trunk and found a blonde haired blue eyes girl throwing children out the window. my immediate reaction was to roll on the floor laughing. The boob killer however, sprouted wings and flew out the window and started eating the children.

"Hi. I'm Elisabeth Rapeseed. I'm racist, despise orphans and boob killers, and my parent helped your parents abuse you! so you want to be my friend?" she asked. I was very confused. the only thought that went through my mind was whether she was a butterfly in disguise.

I had lost Cassidy but she might come back later. Elisabeth just threw me out the window and sped away.

I was left on the streets when suddenly a limo pulled up and I was pulled in by a large hand.

"Hello sugar cakes," a British accent rang through my ears.

Oh great now it's the British Invasion I might have to eat them.

I felt something nibbling on my toes. I look down to see a little blonde boy eating my foot.

"Why are you eating my foot?" I questioned him.

"I thought it would be funny. MASHED POTATOES!" he screamed in a cute little Irish accent.

I final realized I was being kidnapped! I started to grow massive fangs and I chomped the Irish boy's head off!

To my surprise he grew another head.

"No one bites off my head except for louis!!!!!!" He screamed while passing over to who I assumed was Louis.

"Why hello there little girl wanna be my slave?" he asked.

"I've always wanted to be someone's slave!" I exclaimed.

He suddenly took out a knife, cut me open, took out my stomachs (that's right I have 7 stomachs) and he carved his name into each one of them.

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